Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keep walking backwards while you're crying.
Maybe she could help me get a Valentine's date with the ghost of Whitney Houston!
You understand! You understand!
What does she even want from you?
So Diane's life had come to a standstill--
And then, I told you, "Ooh, let's buy him something."
Guys, I happen to be playing it cool for Valentine's Day.
♪ With the cock of a full-grown horse ♪
Sure, it was a nice experience,
It's a man's choice to be gay, Connie. Please respect a man's right to choose.
-'Cause you're a fake! -Stop!
But she's in love with the ghost of Nina Simone.
Rage, Rage, Fucking Rage!
♪ It's outrageously expensive ♪
-I hate it. -Like, when I'm like,
-A hundred percent. -Sorry, Andrew. The show must go on.
-Yeah, we're having a good time. -Yeah.
-and watch Nights in Rodanthe-- -No!
It's the hat. He builds the character out from the hat.
and I ran away!
and now I'm "Walgreens Greeter Coach Steve."
-Are you sure about that? -Yeah.
♪ Forever side-by-side Through snark and snide ♪
Oh, it's for incestuous conjoined twins.
Nick, your family has no boundaries!
- Jay! -Sixty-nine...
♪ Who needs a boy ♪
What? I always give my mom a Valentine's Day card.
'cause I heard they make you shoot ropes out of your dong!
am I the first boy to ever have a lady hormone monster?
They're having fun at his expense. That's what boys do.
Oh, please, do not believe him.
but with, like, nothing in it!
Oh, hey, Nicky. What happened to dinner with Mom and Dad?
two bodies sharing the same feet"?
A musical number!
Wow, that was over 18 months ago.
Where do you keep the tiny bow ties?
-Shut the fuck up!
you might be allergic to those drug store flowers.
-Yeah, you drink piss! -Andrew, stop talking to him like that!
You see, my mom is having a conjugal visit
but my scalp has broken out in a profoundly violent rash.
-But when I'm right... -When you're right, you're right!
♪ Got to survive you another year ♪
♪ And every bullshit love cliché ♪
I was right, a-- a boy shouldn't have a girl hormone monster--
-Or a girl, with a penis. -You know what? I really just gotta go.
-"What about the other colors then, Mom?" -Exactly!
God, I love fucking you both,
-Oh, Andrew, you farted!
Hey, hey, hey, Jay. Watch your language in front of my new lady friend!
-It was Under the Tuscan Sun. Yes. -Ugh, as much as I hate to say it,
You are a real nightmare.
♪ But that's all right Y'all won't believe in me anyway but ♪
♪ Valentine, St. Valentine ♪
Ladybug 2020, y'all! No running mate!
-Not anymore. -Um, we'll see.
Not anymore! I hate to break it to you, boo-boo,
♪ Just a-dishin' and a-throwin' shade ♪
-Reese's Werther's-Spoons. - I love you.
Of course.