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Mmm! Mom, so good.
I will literally press your face
Barry, please. You cashed in your bonds.
One day, she woke up and... It just didn't hurt anymore.
I think she's on drugs.
I'm not better.
Well, you look like a million bucks.
As most of you know,
It's cool. It's cool.
Amazingly, bruce, the podiatrist's son,
Like engagement rings and guns.
Adult adam: There's only one reason a teenage girl leaps out of bed
She'd like some hot tea with a little bit of honey.
That's what people always say, and it's total bullcrap.
But I promise you that one day you're gonna wake up,
It's not the same.
To beat "punch-out!"
And we want to see you get better.
What the hell is that for?
But our jam was "zaxxon."
This is just my natural gait.
Adult adam: We've all been there.
Mmm-mmm. Well, you better tell drew
Lot of guys.
Stupid, beautiful podiatrist's son.
There you go.
Then fake it...For me.
Think about it.
A saab? What the hell is that?
But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna become champion of the world.
'cause, uh, erica's got a lot of guys coming around.
Then we'd blow most of our quarters on "dragon's lair."
What am I, the governor? This is ridiculous!
If you're gonna say another lame dad cliche,
I got three chicks on the string right now.
I'm fine. Okay.
They're not the last.
I can quit the arcade any time I want.