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You want it? You want it?
Mayor! This is Jakov. I'm the tall fellow down the block.
I don't know what to do.
What the hell is that?
First prize is an all-expense-paid vacation.
We could use its DNA and have a chance
Right over here.
Hold on. I'll get my shotgun.
And then you drank too much and you lost your goddamn voice box, Ned.
Yes, yes, Jakov, you're calling about the game show.
Jakovasaurs don't wear clothes, Jakov.
"Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honour..."
Okay, so we're just going to stick to our normal lesson plan
Poor people are losing their hair!
Well, try it out.
I am Department of Interior Guy and I have authority.
What are you doing, fat ass?
But I'm seriously.
Please help me.
And people must respect it.
This is the Tsumutami sword...
Hooray!
Well, in that case, I think we should name it...
What? How dare you say that?
You brought life to this whole town.
- Hands on buzzers. - Turkey sandwich!
I am whispering.
Yeah, there you...
- School! School! I like school! - School! School! I like school!
Well, not so good. Something really strange happened.
Thank you.
You guys, listen to this song I just wrote.
any more than we can kill them all.
It's got a dragon right on the blade
I'll be right back.
Soon, they'll all be eaten by bears.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Well, then, what say we all go get some ice cream?
Yeah, let's get that luggage packed.
Eric Cartman.
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