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Oh, I really don't think he's a fuck fort kinda guy.
[groans] Your boy's more of a wimp than you ever were.
Okay, right this way.
I told you, we don't waste beer in this house.
You most certainly do not.
Will you guys please shut up?
Birch residence, I love you.
Well, he used to be your son, William MacGregor,
-Okay, what are you gonna do with the can? -Turn around, over there. Go!
I'm gonna cry for the first time since my dad died.
What's wrong? Nothing to say to your old man?
Oh, this is… This is normal.
This is just like in Toy Story 3,
Oh no, this is 100% a dildo. I have a dildo at school now.
♪ Goodbye, my lover ♪
Andrew, your father's brisket-fueled rage is kind of killing the mood with Bernie.
-Andrew… -It's fine.
that I can be classy and sophisticated too.
♪ For once, not a filthy low-class rube ♪
You did. You just missed it. Come in.
Oh, hey, you're a good daddy.
Ah. That feels so nice and Jewish.
Hey, Paulblart.
Okay. No, no, no. No, no, no. It's a pen.
Uh, hi. I'm actually your grandson, Nick Birch.
♪ You have been the one for me ♪
But I have to.
Okay…
And she's giving the house the middle finger.
Who's this guy think he is, huh?
Oh my God.
Andrew, are you sure you're okay?
Okay, maybe you need just, like, a minute?
but now he's Elliot Birch.
Don't do it, man. I'm telling you,
Oh, I can't believe you're actually here in my childhood home.
[gulping]
The vibe is always bad here, guys.
Yeah, but the green Dew gives me hard poo-poo.
-Jay, is everything okay? -Everything's great. Why do you ask?