Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Remember me ♪

And I'm not fussy, but do you have just a spoon without bird shit on it?

He threw his piss can at me, and the piss was really hot.

Ew, the cockroaches are laying eggs on my bird-shit spoon.

Shabbat? No, thank you.

I'm sorry. I knew I should've come shopping with you.

Andrew's finally gonna touch a boob.

Oh, my breasts.

whether your husband appreciates it or not.

I'm telling you, Mom, you're gonna love Bernie.

And I wish I never had.

to introduce you to Brad Polumbo and Suzette Saint James.

You got nine minutes and 50 seconds.

Oh, I see. You're just like your father.

but it's a lot harder to be a Birch than a MacGregor.

That's very kind, Rabbi. It's nice to be appreciated.

Or are you scared of having too many perfect holes to choose from?

-What? -[Nick] But it was such a bad idea.

Come on, Bernie.

Maury's right. We forge ahead.

Oh, you shut the hell up.

And now I'm trapped in his bedroom. Can you please come get me?

Nay, nay, nay, you should take very much pride in this meal.

-Don't be silly, Andrew. -Oh, just pretend I'm not here.

And Montel won't suckle on my tig old bitties.

♪ I am a dreamer ♪

I'm just a finicky little asshole. That's all.

-All right, choo-choo time. Choo-choo. -[train horn blows]

You're as kind as you are wise.

So, what do I do with it?

Oh, this is fantastic.

It's like a dagger to my dick, bro, and not the good kind.

How could you, Jay? I've never felt so betrayed.

Come to my office on Monday, the three of you, and I shall mediate.

That should give us ten minutes.

Jay, this dinner is to die for.

-He makes good lemonade, though. -Ugh.

♪ I'm going through changes ♪

Okay, I thought he was cool,

No, no, no. Me, bro.

Oh, sweet Matthew, this isn't duck.

Oh, Nicky, you might not understand this yet,

Yeah, I'm scared, because you're fucking scary.