Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The rabbi has a very demanding schedule. We're lucky to get him.

Dad. Shut up. I went to Staten Island to find your father.

Dad? I'm in trouble. Can you please come get me?

Time flies when you're getting railed superbly.

Uh, sorry, quick bathroom break.

♪ Tonight's gonna change My whole life story ♪

Bernie, I would love nothing more.

Hey, fellas, just to ask.

Okay. After dinner is our best window.

I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR SHIT FACE

[crying] And I don't know how to be a good daddy to my child.

Marty, I've told you a million times. Rabbi Paulblart is coming.

Would that be okay?

[doorbell rings]

-[moaning] -Ooh.

Oh, that's okay, Montel.

Sorry, Mama Maury.

Bounce a baby, bounce a baby, bounce a baby.

-Dad? What are you doing? -[sighs]

Suzette Saint James.

bird shit does not taste as good as it looks.

A little fuss-boy, eh? Ha!

He put up a fight.

But Seamus, he's a fucking badass.

-Does this count as boob touching? -Of course it does.

I could give you some privacy.

♪ It's finally time to taste the glory ♪

Sharon Krauss and Sharon Menachem

[crying] No, Mommy, please don't go!

but we compensate by performing dynamite cunnilingus.