Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Holy shit. -Christ, my fucking ankle.

I mean, you're doing your best.

♪ Goodbye, my friend ♪

Is it bad form to, uh, milk myself when there's a baby present?

Well, you know what? The seagull is delicious, and I want the recipe.

Last Friday, we ate moo shu pork in front of an all-new Madam Secretary.

Oh my God! Did you get me a gay present?

Oh, I'm just so exhausted.

-A fancy pen for Jay. -Uh, open your fucking eyes, Jessi.

Uh, just a regular present.

Of course I'm not sleeping with the Rabbi. I would never.

What are you thinking? Uh, Pirate's Booty, LÄRABAR,

I'm sorry, Bernie, I'm crying so much.

You're a bad, prickly, hard shit.

Now we still have a few minutes of fondling time

Oh, what a fun guy.

That was the most important day of my life,

Uh, she's driving away.

-Tell her you're kidding. -She's not going anywhere.

♪ You have been the one ♪

Sorry, 50 or 15?

-I won't feel a thing. -Well, I don't have a gun, so…

I feel like a playlist could be cool?

I… I just want this to be Matthew's perfect night.

Like, get a label maker, Seamus. Fuck you. Rot and die.

Well, yeah, because you chewed it up.

Thank you. I am a good shit. And so are you, Grandpa.

Um, Mrs. Glouberman, this kugel is yummy.

How can you think about Bernie's bosom

Happy anniversary, babe. [gasps]

I'm so proud, I could fuck you till you die in my arms, bro.

-No, bud, and I know you know that. -It does. It absolutely does.

-A very expensive pen. -Oh.