Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was wrong. You're not a good shit.

[laughs] Yeah, Montel won't touch my right teat,

and we do the right thing, even when it's difficult.

Yeah, cute song. Let's eat.

♪ And when I wake ♪

♪ We'll eat off plates like royalty ♪

and then there's no system for telling the piss and the beer apart.

What? Where the hell do you think you're going?

I don't know what's gonna happen to my lousy family.

Well, that's obvious, but it's still nice to hear.

No, I'm Nick MacGregor.

You were so right about him, Dad.

You think God's listening to us?

Aw, thanks. You guys are the wind beneath my balls.

I wish your lousy father had as much appreciation for the sport.

Hey, I appreciate you.

It's all a big bluff.

Okay. Come and get 'em.

Okay, I gotta jump, but I will see you for our intra-boobular exchange. Muah.

I don't even know who Fran Lebowitz is. I just made up a random Jewish name.

Don't you worry. I'll be there in 50 minutes.

And I found out he still lives in Staten Island.

Ugh, yes. He goes in the beer cans,

Why wouldn't I be down?

So this date is good, and I nailed it?

-What? -In person?

Yep, it's pretty unbelievable, but absolutely, completely true.

Thanks. I'm going to get more snot on your shirt than you think.

Rest in power, Alfonse Polumbo.

I am also crying too.

They're just pillows. And you are my real-life boyfriend.

♪ The future is looking bright ♪

We need you now.