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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, you know what?
[bell rings]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drink up, my sweet angel.
So, maybe, start by picking a partner.
while you flick your little zippers?
Boob fondling or no, Andrew, you groped real love tonight.
in your beautiful wife's devotion to Judaism.
Flanny, my dear, I couldn't agree more.
My mom will do the dishes
Hey, uh, Dad?
-Flanny, please. -When are you coming home?
♪ I'll be A dazzling, brisket-bearing Judaic queen ♪
Enough pleasantries. Brief me on boob strategy.
[all howl]
Okay. I guess this is it?
You'll always be real to us, bro.
Dad's just kidding. Right?
♪ Baruch ata adonai mi’kadesh ha Shabbat ♪
-Oh, that's okay. -[sniffles]
Okay. Is tonight ruined?
Nope. Sounds like you're schtupping the rabbi.
You better be out of my house by the time I finish my big evening shit.
Mm, you dazzle me.
I agree with Jiminy Cricket. The vibe is bad.
If we move quickly, it should be just enough time to--
Yeah, Daddy.
-Bye. -Connie.
Oh, it's Bernie.
[Andrew] Oh, yeah.
Oh, what the hell does "nay" mean? You wanna say no, say no.
for all of my lovers to maybe, I don't know, share each other's bodies?
Thank Jesus Christ and all 12 of his roomies.
Hey, dollface, guess what? I'm coming to see you.
-Sweet Jesus. -Oh, Marty.
Hi. Did I miss the song?
-I meant Matthew, you silly stud. -Oh.
I've got beer and oatmeal.
We don't waste beer in this house.
Farewell, my sweet fuck pillows.
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