Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, bro. You know you wanna introduce us to that blond bombshell.

-Holy shit. -This is unbelievable.

Ah! Leave me alone.

Hey, Jessi, guess what? I got you a robot dick too.

I'm sorry you think so little of me, Marty.

♪ Goodbye, my friend ♪

We just need to get through dinner, and then we can do the titty tango.

-[Maury and Flanny] What? -What?

-It? -Jesus Christ, Matthew, she has a name.

We're supposed to call them "flight attendants" now.

Oh, Barbara, since when do you care?

-It's actually called wrapping paper. -[grunts]

-Oh. -[chuckles]

Oh shit, indeed.

Flanny, tonight's the night.

when your sweet mother's bosom just walked out the door?

Okay. Voyeurism wolf.

so much time at the synagogue all of a sudden?

So, I don't know how this works.

She hates that, Nicky.

Oh yeah. Yeah, you'll love that, won't you, Paulblart?

No, I lied to you. There's no interview.

I'm gonna get my stuffing caught in the teeth.

♪ Gonna treat my guy so fine and fancy ♪

I can't believe you scored an interview with Fran Lebowitz for your school report.

Right? And I was so nervous that seagull wouldn't die in the oven.

Yeah, how come all of a sudden, we're not enough for her anymore?

Wait. Put down your penis. The love of your life is calling.

I've gotta piss. Hand me that can.

-[grunts] -Oh, babe, I love you so much right now.

Not exactly how I pictured having my first beer, but you know…

This is what men do,