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It's Sandra Kaluiokalani.
- Oh, well... - Then he had sex with me.
I know who's picture they're gonna hang.
But it's so easy.
I had to navigate all of that without you.
Is it coming from over there?
- We wear swim caps. - Sandra, please.
Okay, well, how about we just share it, then?
Yeah, you were so close with Myrtle and you deserve it.
Look, my dad... scum of the earth,
I thought so too at first,
No, I meant, like, for the rest of, like,
♪ Tell me who to be ♪
about how you don't want Myrtle to have a good afterlife.
I smell it, too.
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No, you're right. You're right.
[mellow music]
Can you back me up here, please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The app said it was a 47-minute drive.
Oh, like when Tupac played Coachella.
This is a pyramid scheme.
Look,
she can get into first-class heaven.
the lotion or whatever?
Yeah, we talked earlier on the phone.
Yeah, well, I learned that one the hard way.
Oh, all right.
that's just not how it works, and what is that fruity smell?
I mean... [laughs] What a relief.
Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store...
Yeah, I mean, seeing you today,
human equivalent of a Band-Aid in a salad...
like a regular amount of nice.
Hey, Dina.
but I didn't see you go from pre-teen to tall lady,