Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello. My name is Marty Sylvester Huggins...
The black button looks like it has a lens in it.
You can't make me live in rainbow land!
But, congressman, you made the call.
Welcome to the SHOW!!!
Not you, not me, not America.
...getting a two-point bump from the incident.
I know. But, uh-- But we need to talk.
...and influencing legislation for your personal gain.
Look, before the call, this is you. Like Price ls Right.
You Fucked Up
I ask you to do one thing
Okay, then take off that camera, please.
MlTCH: Okay.
[AUDlENCE GASPS]
Let's bring back corporations to North Carolina.
At 25, he met the love of his life.
As it is on earth...
[CAM CHUCKLES]
I touch myself to Drew Carey on The Price Is Right.
Well, pugs were bred with, uh, short snouts...
-You can go to Rainbow Land. -lt does not exist.
lf we could draw those curtains, thank you.
Ostensibly, we own this district.
-What is he doing? CAM JR.: Sort of.
Oh. I want you to meet Becky. Becky, this is Marty.
How can that be? We were up 1 0,000 votes in the exit polls.
-You can read all about it in my new book. -Aw, what?
[DERMOT CLEARS THROAT]
-Are you kidding me? -Hey, come on, Carl.
What the hell?
[AUDlENCE CHUCKLES]
[WHlSPERlNG] Are you trying to trash-talk me?
...who was born right here in 1 972.
...and closing their eyes as well, we can start with the Lord's Prayer.
MODERATOR: Our first question will go to the incumbent.
We're up against some dirty players.
Sorry.
l'll make you proud. I will.
You can google it... It’s worth a google.
Oh, good Lord.
...and two, tell an interesting story.
We got a runner. Stop running!
Because Big booty latinas is this nations backbone
Mom would've wanted it that way. She was casual.
Push it? Push it real good?
-I'm married too. -Good.
What the hell are you doing in here?
No. Now I go.
I can 100000% guarantee they I’ll take those odds any day of the week
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-what is that, a thousand drunken nights?- that’s exactly a thousand
I collect them, you know. Not real ones, of course.
Shana's gonna love it too. She looks so hot in it.
I'm Cam Brady, and I seductively approve this message.
This.
-What? -Who's heading this hearing?
a willing candidate.
I am sorry. Where are my manners? I forgot Marty's bio.
So did l.
-How's the turnout for the 1 1 :30 tour? -Just one person signed in.
...
Biden’s Plan 2021
The Big Fat Pussy Who's Too Afraid to Do What lt Takes to Win Club?
-No way. -Yes way. No, look at this, look at this, okay?
Kelly’s response when I ask her about Christmas shopping
I was looking at mine yesterday because I bought one for myself...
-What's this all about, Mr. Wattley? -Your life as you know it is over.
Okay, look. Here's the deal, Mitch.
Why don't you clean this crap up off the beach?
I Find That Hard To Believe.
-l'd love to start. -Me too.
Stuart, do you still have those TV commercial spots available for today?
Events like this give us an opportunity to show Washington, D.C...
What did you sign up for, Mitch?
I just started here. I'm an intern. But I'm a poli sci major in college.
lt's a mess.
Boy you really are a Sad little fucker, aren’t you?
-You! -Uh, sports marketing.
With 90,362 votes, Camden Brady.
i'd like to remind these gentlemen why they are here.
LLOYD: Gentlemen, I can't bring this bill to the floor. I'll get killed.
The black button looks like it has a lens in it.
All they care about is profits.
Working with underwood and Davisson
Our nation's security has never been stronger...
...and he let me touch his old lady's titty.
NARRATOR: Shouldn't our leaders be men we admire?
Collin
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...probably over 1 00,000 phone calls...
...a.k.a. Dermot Mulroney...
Just like you, every day, I'm living the American dream.
-Do you? -Mm-hm.
...and look who I am now.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-ls this some kind ofjoke? -Come on, Carl.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
You hurt my feelings, Mitzi.
That balloon is full of your own butt toots
When you run the AHT Man Card drill clean
No, I won't do it.
Hey Biden.
My two children, Jessica, Cam Jr.
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah its Karaoke with attitude! Provecho on Saturday Night
The Certainly PL team to Jesse
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Every time I check my score seeing laine minus points
The Major seeing me crack a beer at 8am.
[SlGHS]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
When Gall says crypto is BAAAD
CAM: Damn it. I am still way too drunk.
...and Congressman Cam Brady.
[lN ENGLlSH] And your government will cooperate?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
[BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRlVE'S TAKlNG CARE OF BUSlNESS PLAYlNG]
[HEART'S THESE DREAMS PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO]
WOMAN: Hola, it's me, Rosita, your new cleaning lady.
I'm an American.
You get the fuck out of here
I
And that, my friends, is how we're gonna do it.
He doesn't have this district locked up anymore.
...written by Camden Brady...
-Why? Because it wasn't your idea? -No. No, because it's porn.
...and went up in the polls.
Candidate. Your elections are unpredictable.
Let's also remember that a responsible number of drinks...