Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your body's so toned.
We are acquiring massive parcels of real estate under a shell corporation...
Jerkys response..
You should take a bath in a toilet. I just wanna do the debate.
No, it was not Coke Zero.
It's a Mess
You can Trailhead it. It's worth a Trailhead.
Sorry about that thing with your wife. You know politics.
-Or physically hurting someone! MlTCH: Easy, easy, easy. Put that down.
You're welcome...
Said I wasn't gonna get angry and I'm not angry
-Oh, no. CAM: No, no.
Now put this shit bucket in gear.
...in a helicopter.
You get my son to be a giants fan..
My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one!
Tell me something about you.
Please come with me to Rainbow Land...
MARTY: Thanks so much.
...which is a workout facility for plus-size women.
-Congressman, let's get back on topic, please. -l'd love to.
We can't have this. it's a behavior that has to stop.
George we'll just electroucute Marley and chop her up George we'll just chop Marley up and chuck her in a vending machine
Don't touch me. We're both ex-Marines.
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
CAM: What did you--? MlTCH: No. No!
TlM: My mother's still alive!
I put you in that chair. I can get you out.
[BEEPlNG]
David to Aaron on Christmas Eve
Come on up here, Marty.
That might drive the price down.
Somali fake daycare workers is this nations backbone
-Hey, Cam? -Yeah?
a s
I have a lot of experience. I worked for Jumbo's and Crazy Girls.
MARTY & AUDlENCE [lN UNlSON]: it's a mess.
-Just one poll. Those things aren't scientific. -Yes, they are.
Ryan Wheeler just gave you the old D.C. "Dip and Twirl"
Or branding myself with a coat hanger in the shape of a V for victory.
I fucked up I fucked up
Gall tryin to ruin our crypto buzz
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] Greedy motherfuckers.
The magic kingdom.
[BOTH CHUCKLlNG]
Well, I would've shot somebody a long time ago if I knew you'd be proud of me, Dad.
I feel like I’m maintaining am I maintaining Mitch?
But these are my things. I mean, this is my doily collection.
-Shake and push. -Now push.
Younger, stronger, smarter.
Welcome to The fuckin show
-l swear to God, I wanna run these people over. MlTCH: I don't blame you.
When I work at the post office
That's very interesting.
Cam Brady or Donald Trump?
Ah. it's good to see you, brother. Daddy got a little surprise for you.
...who believes that everyone should live in Rainbow Land.
george we'll just chop marley's meat up and cook it into a pizza george we'll just put marley into a chainsaw and eat her leftover meat
And we want you to start using insourcing in all your campaign speeches.
me when Phikeia see their pledge brother crying on the first day
...that my opponent, Tommy Monahan, may or may not have a vagina.
Phone calls I wish I could take back.
Hello, Father?
NARRATOR: Marty Huggins, the father Cam Brady will never be.
MARTY: I don't want to. -Let me see if you got any.
[CHUCKLlNG] You're hysterical, Travis.
Mrs. Brady, you've gone through this election process four times now.
You fucked up
-Hey, Dad. CAM: Hey, Camo, what's going on?
How I see Republicans Go back to where you're from dick
-No, I'm your daddy. MARTY: Go ahead.
Timber! Welcome to to the fuckin’ show!
-You jacked? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm jacked, yeah.
-Mm-hm. -He's got fucking juice. What have you got?
-l want Lee Greenwood playing 24/7. -Mitzi, they're just trying to help us win.
Brew Crew Marty
Mitch, I could do this forever. These snakes love me.
How's my hair?
Oh, now, technically it's Mera-Kai.
Oh, thank you.
...or stories or fibs...
This is not my dispute, but this is getting out of hand. Just let Karma take care it. Not worth your time.
Robert!! Grand Marshall
Hold on a second, Cam. Let me take a look at this.
Welcome to the freaking show
Horrible numbers with women.
No. Okay, you definitely can't do that.
ALL: Amen.
Then somebody thought, Let's put a giraffe in high heels.
-What did you say? -Oh, right. Uh....
What did you sign up for Mitch ?
ggggggggg
Douglas, l'd like to say one thing. I'm an American too.
When your family finally meets Becky after you've been dealing with her bullshit for years
[SlREN WAlLlNG] [CAM LAUGHlNG]
[CAM YELLS]
Okay, well, get out of here. Go.
Serin der Huan
I believe... shipping, agriculture and Pakistan
Hello Jitzy, Hey Marty
Let's get to the toll this race has had on your marriage.
[lN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Oh, Mr. Raymond. Here you go, your afternoon refreshment.
My mind: You can be so bleak sometimes
Marty you stack of cock rings
WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Hammond Police.
When I bomb a drive down the fairway...
A thousand drunken nights where I have been racist or belligerent
When your buddy tags a name...
You have an opportunity to win this thing.
JASON MARSHALL JUST GAVE YOU THE OLD D.C. DIP AND TWIRL
Get my son to call you Daddy...
Coming.
Okay. Good.
...and do not lead us to the Temptations.
When I bought my sporster
...clammy, probably Serbian.
That's an awesome plan, congressman. What's the signal?
[AUDlENCE APPLAUDS]
Maybe I can't get you on the corruption of elections, but I can get you on this:
when someone says crypto is bad
You put your phone away, Mr. Wattley.
-Marty, you should've never entered this race. -Well, Cam Brady should've never entered you.
Phillies to AZ
WOMAN: Amen! CAM: Very much the typical American family.
lt's time to save this town.
[WHlSPERS] it's a coupon to Chick-fil-A. it's a coupon to Chick-fil-A.
They want me to cut my hair like Katie Couric.
-l was watching that. -No, Marty. We have to talk.
...while I do push-ups with a naked Shana on my back.
Yeah, I remember that old jungle gym.
Thank you.
I have made in my lifetime...
So get the photographers ready when I yell.
I am on the outside looking in. Just let karma take care of it.
Well, you should be.
[THREE 6 MAFlA'S AZZ & TlTTlEZ PLAYlNG ON HEADPHONES]
Take a look.
I'm your twin sister.
Biden’s Plan
But do you know this is the first time you've actually talked to me in weeks?
90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I am doing
And it turns out he's been right in front of us all along.
For you