Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Glenn and Wade Motch called this morning. You know the Motch brothers?
Cam, l've been here for eight years with you, by your side.
Confess your sins my son
Where are you going?
Hey, Kamala , it's Former VP Joe Biden here.
I will do anything it takes To see my Best friend
And they feel there's an opening to challenge Cam Brady for congressman.
[LAUGHlNG]
And by the way, I know when you were married to Mama...
Jake: The Grinch is this nation’s backbone
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
How can that be?
CAM: Oh, wait, this is not my car. Oh, man. This is not my car.
...Mrs. Rose Brady, my wife.
[AUDlENCE BOOlNG]
...or any other country.
I'll make you proud
But if you took it and put it on its axis this way--
What is he talking about? I'm around too much.
#metoo
TlM: Come here.
-Hey, hey. -Even if it means lying!
I know the essence.
He's a switch-hitter.
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] This is bullshit.
[CHUCKLlNG]
NARRATOR [ON TV]: Al-Qaeda. The Taliban.
Service Tech to Installer new to service
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
...so we can reopen three large factories.
And I believe in American ingenuity and hard work.
To Luke.. Literally anytime I tag a name..
Kelly’s response when I ask her how much we’ve spent on Christmas
Rusty, sharp edges. We used to call it Jim the Ripper.
Now, remember, y'all have to support Cam Brady.
Cam you're a Communist
it's aproditie! ohhhhhhh!
MARTY: You're under arrest. -l've never seen him before.
And I just dangled there for two straight nights.
[MACHlNE BEEPS]
-ln God we must. OFFlCER: Sir, please get out of the vehicle.
[SPEAKS lN SPANlSH]
TlM: That was real nice, Marty. -l was jacked. I don't know what I was saying.
Whores you sleep their way to the top are this nation’s backbone
What the fuck is going on in here?
What?
I hate those guys.
He's gotta withdraw his name from the ballot at the very least, wouldn't you say?
CAM: Look what I'm doing. I handled this perfectly.
[ALARM BLARlNG]
I actually have a baby I need to kiss right down there.
Bill Kelly!!! Welcome to the fucking show.
...they became consenting adults.
so bring your brooms, because it's a mess
Right.
To the F/O when you bounce a 10kt crosswind
lt's well known the Motch brothers are backing Marty Huggins...
Every time someone tell me I'm drunk
WELCOME TO the F***ing show
You can Google it. it's worth a Google.
-Ah. -Well....
Come on, guys.
We also own the most important resource of all:
All right. Anyway, they also bought off a few closed-up factories.
...or else I'll look weak and I'll lose the election.
All these years l've been begging you to let me get into politics...
Like why won't grillman chuck take a lie detector test
Hammond, or the jewel of the Carolinas, as I like to call it...
But I imagine that guy, and I imagine that guy would say something like this:
lt'll double the already-doubled profits that we make.
Day 3 of NTI:
Day 1 on the job and the guy next to you says... Welcome to the fucking show.
Hey, Jared, let's let the machine take one for God.
That's not gonna be a problem.
...pizza and let us digest it.
Don't you shit your pants Conley
Has there been any sort of correlation between Huggins and, heh, lslamic radicals?
For one, Cam has just completely let his body go.
When you outdrive your buddy by a yard
Well, let me tell you something. This spot tested through the roof with men.
There were flakes of 24-karat gold in my stool for about a month.
Worst as in……? In the history of numbers.
IPS Cleanup Bring your brooms, because it's a mess
Are you taking money from big tobacco companies?
Jesus, Wattley.
...or we can just show some more of this little honey.
-Okay. -Now, that was clearly a wrong number.
Ha
Welcome to the fucking show Joe Biden
-You pointing at me? You talking to me? -Huh?
When you outdrive your buddy by 1 yard
No, no, no, not the pink one. Let me have a black one.
No. I did once. I did once, in college. Yes. Which we've never talked about.
This is Tim Wattley, a.k.a. Leonidis Stavros...
...turn the page, it says, Fuck your wife.
MlTCH: We're getting killed. You're the best campaign-ad guy in the business.
MlTZl: Oh.
It's like somebody dropped a glazed ham in a barber shop.
I tried to kill you in your sleep.
When I walk in on my kid in a distance learning breakout room
How, in the year 201 2, do they still have an answering machine?
Tile setters are this nation’s backbone
He's still making you talk like that?
-I'm sorry, to who? -Oh. The 14th district now belongs to China.
CAM: Come on, this isn't a game.
We don't run a negative campaign. Need a ride?
...get out before I lose my shit.
...a.k.a. the Greek Candlestick Maker...
[SlGHS]
Iowa when someone suggested playing Brendan Sullivan over McNamara
I mean, this race is for the people, isn't it? lt shouldn't be about us.
...stood up to the Motch brothers and said no?
Mr. Zheng, there's something you need to know about American politics.
[ALL GASP]
I have not been honest with you.
Boy, you really are a sad little fucker, aren't you?
[TlM CHUCKLES]
Congressman, please.
I crapped gold.
This is real bad. Okay? I don't like those numbers at all.
MlTCH: Come on, man. -ls that crazy?
[GROANS]
Hey, guys, I heard what happened.
And deliver us from evil with your mighty sword and falcon...
I can 100000% guarantee they wrong I’ll take those odds any day of the week
lt's a mess.
Why don't we stop all the softball questions and ask some real questions, okay?
I feel like I'm maintaining. Am I maintaining, Mitch?
Oh, man. Whew.
Really? Well, as a special guest from an undisclosed location...
Are you gonna let him talk to our children that way?
Kids- put your head phones in . About to use some TV mature words
I didn't do this for some career.
[SCOFFS]
l'd like to remind these gentlemen why they are here.
I thought I was calling Shana. I misdialed.
-Hey, Marty. -Hey, Becky.
Okay. Maybe that's-- Hopefully, that's it.