Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[lN SOUTHERN ACCENT] Your son Marty be standing up like a man...

Hey, Diane. How's business at Candles 'N' Such?

-Now, that I have a-- MlTZl: Now, honey.

MAN 4: Hallelujah.

...for doing what he just did.

Gentlemen, we're really counting on your support.

...and the Motch brothers have put $1 million into your political action committee.

But we can't let emotion cloud our judgment, okay?

I got something that's gonna help. We tried to take a negative...

Marty, I need you kicking Cam's balls in on a daily basis.

Let's change topics.

Eating shit Is this nations backbone

What about my pugs?

Let's Get A Couple Burritos

Well, you'll hear a gunshot, and then you'll hear me yell:

We're getting our tushes handed to us.

House walks in LSU football ops Monday.. You get the fuck outta here! Get the fuck outta here

Gavin Newsom: proposes gutting the 2A. Me:

Says it reminds him of the good old days.

-Where are my manners? Come on in. -Thank you.

I will never take another dime from any billionaire or corporation.

...and you can't make me live in Rainbow Land.

Billionaires and corporations have given me millions of dollars...

-That's an old one. -He looks like the Travelocity gnome.

[SlREN WAlLlNG]

Yeah I’m a little lit

Welcome to the freaking show!

Why not? The name of the town in China is America.

Let's get Brady out of there.

Bring your brooms Because it’s a mess!

Cam Brady just gave you the old D.C. Dip and Twirl.

I tell you right now, though, I'm so angered by seeing that...

-Honey, what are you doing in the kitchen? -I'm doing an interview.

-Please let go of my hand. -I want you to reach down and touch my nuts.

Okay, now, this is a spot to raise some important questions in the minds of voters.

...for you to appear before a congressional hearing on campaign-finance illegalities.

And currently Marty Huggins works out at Curves...

These kids need some real help.

As a boy, Marty attended camp for weight loss and emotional stability.

I feel like I’m maintaining Am I maintaining?

Bring him down.

...put made in America on goods made in China.

I started drinking again

Marty you stack of cock rings!

My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one!

Ted Nugent would be proud.

I hardly ever vote in Congress, and I never read the bills.

NARRATOR [ON TV]: Cam Brady has come under fire...

Marty Huggins is officially on the ballot...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And a strong North Carolina means a strong America.

I don’t want to hear that bullshit

Service desks are this nation's backbone

Oh, there's been no toll.

MARTY: He can be an old coot. -Yeah.

[CHEERlNG] [MARCHlNG BAND PLAYlNG]

lt had to be said.

...l will let them know it's about America, Jesus and freedom.

...this food, this family and this nation.

Control my breathing. I gotta control my breathing.

So, what I did is I bought a dead seven-point buck, I froze it...

When your buddy misses a coyote And You Kill it

I wish I was eating Shana pussy.

MAN 2: Yeah. -This is America.

lt was like I was another person, you know?

He was Jesse Helms' campaign manager for six terms.

Which I think is just a chance for us to share a meal together...

Eating shit Is this nations backbone

You're such a little turd...

-Doesn't matter. You killed it. -Marty. Here he is.

Apex Legends is this nations backbone

-Connie! -l think you fired her.

I'm Tom Brady And I seductively approve this message

-And what if you win? -Well--

TAMMY: Hey there, Marty. -Hey, Tammy.

But I got some porcelain or maybe china ones.

One, never say anything bad about the Jews...

JASON: Are you serious? -Congratulations to Jason, everyone.

Also, thank you for releasing me upon my own recognizance.

...why the folks from Ripley's Believe lt or Not!...

Sit the fuck down right now. Okay. Breathe. Just breathe, okay?

That makes sense. Hey.

Now, you just enjoy that view from the porch, now.

And to be honest with you, I'm pretty goddamn disappointed.

A mistress with a GED and a 9-year-old son.

[MARTY SHRlEKS]

Just like you did when you took down that jaggedy jungle gym...

You know, back in fourth grade, they used to call him Tickle Shits...

MlTCH: Evidently. Yeah, it's called HugPAC.

North Carolina is taking care of business.

What are you talking about I did too much

WOMAN: All right. ROSE: it's how we do, baby.

Get Glen Chick to say I’m not doing my job

My brother and I are job creators.

Marty Huggins, he actually promised to be the most honest congressman out there.

Ryan Leng after a week of employing Reeve

-Looks like we got a common denominator. -Oh.

1 out of 6 said I gave good feedback thats 16.7% I’ll take those odds anyday of the week!!

I laughed so hard.

And with a thin majority in the House, this race could be hugely important.

I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed

You want a holy war, little man? You got one.

I mean, I showed one moment of weakness, and then he struck like a cobra.

COUNClLMAN: Ahem. We have a winner, as verified by the State Election Board.

When I dump a load in a machine...

[SHANA MOANlNG]

[TlRES SCREECH]

Yeah, baby. Looking good, baby.

I am not part of this dispute, but why do people just be nasty to be nasty? Just let Karma take care of it. Hoax is known. Not use wasting your time with it. Enjoy your life, forget about it.

l'll make you-- I'll make you real proud.

You know I love it when you get all bitchy and wild.

...because all you had to do was tickle him and he'd shit his pants.

-Tim told me to say that. -Gross.

You kids go upstairs, wash your filthy faces, and get to bed.

Did you ever get that calendar I sent of those animals dressed in human clothing?

Welcome to the Fucking Show

...where unicorns are made of fudge and cotton candy...

I want the 14th district to know that you will not be sold to China...

-Okay. Ready to do it? Let's do it. -Ready. Let's go.

Black Hawk down!

I had an affair with the waitress at Ruby Tuesdays.

-I'm not gonna cry. -Rinse.

Democratic incumbent Cam Brady...

Well, I don't understand that, because I find you fascinating.