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Democratic congressman today, vice president tomorrow.
Welcome to the Fucking show
Mr. Huggins, you have one minute for a rebuttal.
ls that what we're resorting to here? Gestapo tactics?
-Just got a call from, uh, Cam Brady... -Oh.
When Gary yells at someone else
Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers.
CAM: Ha, ha. RlCK: Check it out.
-Jump in. -Why would you offer us a ride?
I feel like I’m maintaining Am I maintaining?
Have a seat.
Trump in the White House!!
I hate to do this to you, buddy, but we got bigger problems.
-Hello, everyone! -...Cam Brady!
at 2:30 PM we say gayle gayle gayle city gayle forklife gayle shopping center only one witness to george and faye's marriage gayle she arrianged it she wanted george to marry tox. gayle gayle who witnessed it? gayle when i go to bed i say gayle yes when i'm at the movies i say gayle.
...that when you sit in sand, cats try to bury you.
Just danced around the question.
She's gonna have to get in line. Heh.
Hey.
...so other kids wouldn't get cut like me.
-How has this race been different for you? -Oh, it's just been terrible.
Kids, put your headphones in. About to use TV mature words.
This is like the greatest news l've ever heard. I can't believe this.
In VIMB we must!
Goodbye, Marty.
What you're doing is wrong. it's dead wrong.
I ask you to get ready to go out...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And I wanna make you a promise today...
...that you have not been to church in over nine months?
Oh, the venom's coursing through my veins.
I guess this is the, uh.... The way of the world now.
Campaign prep
Welcome to the f*****g show!
-Now, I think the re-- -[WHlSPERS] Marty. You're doing great.
Why does a Marty Huggins come out of nowhere and decide to run?
MARTY: I can't seem to--
My relationship with god is not measured by taking attendance
Now, we ought to think about how we gonna get back, okay?
Hello Jitzy, Hey Marty
And I know exactly why.
TlM: Again. -Why don't you clean this crap up off the beach?
Are you kidding me?
But I'm to blame too.
Swat employees be like
CAM: I see you.
Yep, I Fucked up!
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] You have been saying for years...
When you out drive your buddy by a yard
I don't have a gun in my car.
lt just kind of seems like you're building a big sweatshop in Hammond.
I think you need to see this.
Melanie Trump, 7/7/20
I turned my back on the boys and you.
lf it isn't Dick Van Shrinkle.
First straight drive of the day
HEEHAW
CAM: ls anyone asking how my hand feels...
Because my wife leaves Milky Ways underneath the sofa...
HAIRY BALLS = GROWN MAN
CAM: We need to double up our fundraising efforts.
-lt's called a door. -Ha, ha.
Kevin when Gary yells at someone else
-l didn't sign up for this. -Oh, really?
Hey What are yall two doin?
Oh, my God.
Oh, well, my Lord, if it ain't Mr. Marty.
Mitzi, look at this.
lt's usually the other way around, I guess.
I said, sit the fuck down. lt doesn't exist.
We're out of Honey Nut Cheerios.
MlTCH: Mm-hm.
MAN: You've got my vote, Cam.
I think you should leave, Mitzi.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, you too.
Jerky... You should take a bath in a toilet. I just wanna do the debate!
I wish I was eating Kamala pussy.
-That's-- And that's my story. -All right.
The funny thing is, there's still a lot people out there that say no.
...that if you send me back to Washington, D.C., for a fifth consecutive term...
...to Brazil...
-What is that, a thousand phone calls? -That is exactly 1 000.
Mr. Wattley, what are you doing? That's my wardrobe.
The new Cam Brady is here today to stop the talking and start the walking.
First time l've worn a Yamaha. lt fits nicely. How do you say it's a mess in Hebrew?
I think we can all agree. Cam Brady, he's a mess.
Boom.
And that family's hopping mad.
80,365 votes. Cam Brady wins.
Boy, that is solid too. Real solid.
I am not a retard
Oh, whoo!
BOY YOU REALLY ARE A SAD LITTLE FUCKER AREN'T YA
There's someone else, North Carolina, that has facial hair:
I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's shirts ...I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed
Such is selling. I can't move the candles, though.
And I'll be sorry for the rest of my life.
Me: You really like posting Epstein DKH memes.
In VIMB we must!
Cam has let his body go , it’s a mess of fat and weirdly placed hair, it’s like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barbershop.
And when I get a scent, I hunt, brother. I hunt all day long.
Baby, I'm a thoroughbred. I'm gonna smoke that clown.
Marty
Push it? :Push it real good?
How I see Republicans
Rumpelscrotskin, you been doing so good up there.
-You. What's your name? -Uh, Jason, sir.
Get my son to be an Eagles fan…
Carlos...
All right, I gotta go. Joe Biden in 2020
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Didn't know I had a bio.
-The Motch brothers? -Yup.
When you tell me you can’t snatch 105:
-Good morning, Dr. Scruggs. SCRUGGS: I have no idea who you are.
I fucked up.
He rolls up his sleeves, puts his sandwich in his lunch pail...
No, up. I need you up, like this. See the difference?
They're Marty's dogs. They don't listen to me.
MAN 1 : Say it again.
...let's introduce you to your wife.
george this face is telling you george we told you to marry faye she's a healthy wife too much botox it has worked gayle reccommended marriage she's got her finger on the pulse stop putting your tinder dates in the bags with your fag in your mouth no wonder grandma snell is gonna marry karen you idiot! boing good riddance faye
Ass and titties, ass and titties Ass and titties
When the generation that can’t afford a house hears about Trudeau’s separation
Anyway, don't you find that interesting to learn about Marty Huggins?
Bestie comes back after holidays
I do not want to live in rainbow land and You can't make me live in rainbow land!
Is that what we're resorting to here? Gestapo tactics
CAM: This car's so powerful. Oh, yeah.
May I come in and use your phone?
-Okay, that-- That's ridiculous. -Oh, come on. Come on.
You've been served, dickheads. Heh.
Whoo!
Do you think Cam is emotionally stable enough to be in office?
Marty Huggins is solidly ahead.
Last year, I attended a Halloween party dressed up as Lady Gaga.
Welcome to the fucking show
...is there's still a heck of a lot of questions about this guy.
AUDlENCE [CHANTlNG]: Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty! Marty!
KElTH OLBERMANN: It's election day. Polls are opening on the East Coast.
When you bomb one off the first tee and get back in the cart with your buddy
Let's just talk about this. Oof. Hey.
The word tested through the roof.
Geoghegan hearing Sg James didn’t give him a taser
Karaoke with attitude! Saturday night @ Provecho
Too strong.
Like Burt. Goddamn it.
[DOOR CLOSES]
When your buddy misses a yote
Tim says I gotta kick you out...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That sounds like a little slice of heaven.
Yeah, we're in a bad situation here, okay?
Oh, shit.
He's not gonna notice. Uh-uh. He's not gonna notice.
MAN 1 [OVER SPEAKER]: Cam Brady!
Dummy Fool
-And for 1 .5, I'll throw in my cousin. -l don't know if you want her cousin.
-What is he pointing at? -Don't worry.
GLENN: He's a liar. WADE: He's a nutbag.
Jobs in North Carolina mean what? A strong North Carolina.
We've also had celebrities pass through.
Okay. You're running my campaign. Take this down to the TV station.
That's my opponent, Marty Huggins.
Goddamn it. Fucking son of a fuck.
[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]
-Goodness gracious. CAM: Oh, God.
-Yeah, that's not a surprise to me. -Worst we've ever seen.
North Carolina's 1 4th district one of the last to call it.
-l appreciate it. Thank you. -She's very nice.
Well shes gonna have to get in line
Strong, real strong
All I know, if you say, it's a mess, you don't support our troops.