Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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TRlPP: Jig-- You pull-- Lift it up and jiggle it. RAYMOND: Lift it up.
[ALL SlNGlNG GOSPEL MUSlC]
[YELLlNG]
...believe it or not...
-No, she lost weight. -Oh.
Thank you.
Listen, I wanna tell you, we had nothing to do with that DUl.
lt's time to get to work. Let's do it.
TlM: Come on, Cam, we gotta go.
Forgive us....
Marty Huggins.
-Hold on, hold on. lsn't the freezer too high? -l'll get a stool!
-Easy. MlTCH: Hey, come on.
...because our troops and our veterans are this nation's backbone.
Service desks are this nation's backbone
Nope. Now I got it.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Cam Brady, is it true...
I'm bringing my broom, because you know why?
when you run the AHT Man Card drill clean
-lt got you too. -Yeah.
...if there were some way that you and I could become friends.
You were never there for me. This town was always there for me.
OFFlCER: Get out of the vehicle. -Hey, here's the good news. I came back.
I'm here today with my beautiful family, and l'd love for you to welcome them.
He has ascended. -Cam!
Welcome to The fuckin show
Cam has let his body go , it’s a mess of fat and weirdly placed hair, it’s like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barbershop.
ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]: Let's send him back to Washington.
...and Goldschläger.
[YELPS]
And now for the results for Martin Huggins:
Hope everyone makes it to the PTF this weekend!
Marty. Marty, they just let themselves in. I tried to stop them.
...before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not.
Marty's down at the tourism office, so....
I'm not gonna cry.
Heh, heh. No.
And of course, my Rock of Gibraltar...
lt's a mess! it's a mess!
And to the people of this town.
-Full revenge, man. -Stop! Stop tickling me!
So I won. That's great.
CAMS BODY IS A MESS OF FAT & WEIRDLY PLACED HAIR, IT’S LIKE SOMEONE DROPPED A GLAZED HAM IN A BARBERSHOP.
...like l've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry.
Just barking about one of them being underneath the sofa.
CAM: What is this we have here?
And the freshness that Menthol 1 00s--
Swag. There you go. Like a man.
You're not gonna win. And that means they'll destroy this town.
Boy you really are a sad little fucker aren’t ya?
Big league me..
Good evening. Welcome to Piers Morgan Tonight.
WOMAN [lN SOUTHERN ACCENT]: Oh, l's a-coming, l's a-coming.
-lt's still funny. -Come on. Let's not keep Daddy waiting.
Hey. Get some American dogs, you Commie!
That's a lot. I'm gonna have to ask you to take a Breathalyzer test.
CAM: Getting juicy in here. MlTZl: Whoo!
Oh, Mr. Senior's down at the docks trying to scare up some catfish.
Kara
[CHUCKLlNG]
I'm not gonna be known as the congressman who sold out his district to the Chinese.
One's named Poundcake and one's named Muffins.
Finance someone who'll be a friend of the Motches...
REPORTER: Why were you handling dangerous snakes without a professional present?
[HEART'S THESE DREAMS RESUMES PLAYlNG]
You happy, New York? You had your fun. Shut it down.
Keith Williams is this Program’s backbone
-l'll tell you this: it's a mess. -Whoo!
Welcome to the F’n Dawgvent
...and that is the greatest American that has ever lived:
Marty, tomorrow is election day.
These dreams go on when I close my eyes
-You can call me Dad. -No.
TRlPP: Goddamn.
MAN 3: Good question. CAM: First of all, my relationship to God...
Gavin Newsom: proposes gutting 2A
You're never home, and when you are, it's all politics.
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] This is a subpoena...
Carlos says.... Let me give you some trash talk, okay?
I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nut sac so l'd look like a grown man.
lt's going to take me forever to clean it, but I do it for you.
For one, Cam has just completely let his body go.
I really like your hair.
Is that what we're resorting to here? Gazpacho tactics?
Yeah?
-Cam! -So toned.
-l can't feel anything. it's F'd up. -Hey, you okay?
NARRATOR [ON TV]: Congressman Cam Brady claims to be a family man.
My mood Every babysitting day...
With all due respect, I thought we were gonna do something nice for the district.
Now, listen up.
-Let me give you some trash talk, okay? -Mm-hm.
BLACK HAWK DOWN
[SCREECHES]
Oh! The venom's giving me an erection.
You're taking money from Marty Huggins' campaign?
...in a parking lot of an airport Denny's...
[AUDlENCE CHUCKLlNG]
Oh, God, I know exactly what you're talking about.
...and kidnapped him for a permanent display.
And I want to end daylight savings time. I hate when it gets dark early.
It's a Mess It's a Mess
Cam Brady '012. Whoo!
ANCHORWOMAN [ON TV]: Congressman Scott Talley will tender his resignation...
...my big brother told me you have to masturbate with your feet.
-No, you're not. You look horrible. Come on. -Let's get a couple of burritos.
I’ve had 5 or 6 small batch bourbons
Just the family.
Goddamn it, son! Will you do as I say?
But I gotta tell you, this is what it's gonna take to win.
That's something I wrote in the second grade.
-l love you, J. Lo. Camouflage. MAN: Get them, Camo!
Welcome to the f##in show
No, no, no!
What are y’all two doing?
Either one of you throw a football?
-Excuse me, darling. -lt's good.
What did you do after buying your e-bike?
ls it true you blew a 1 .4?
-Travis, stop, stop. Stop the tour. Stop the tour. -Now? All right.
All this is is science. This is math.
I'm here to make you not suck.
The man's not gonna swear on his mother's grave and then drive off--
Well, I'm not doing it anymore.
-Come on. We're not gonna fall for that. -Come on.
Get on up there before I change my mind.
Sassy salesman sold me Sicilian sausages.
No, I'm meet-- I'm literally meeting people. Hold on, I gotta shake this guy's hand.
Who's taking care of business now?
Needles employees after the swamp coolers break, the internet goes out and the generators fail
Vote for Cam Brady...
Sixty-two percent of the people that got asked liked you, okay?
What the hell is this?
Words with Friends, Scrabble, Draw Something.
Good for you. Come on in, have a seat.
-Hello, Piers. -Oh.
Congrats A-Wack! Welcome to the Fucking show
Eric is This company’s backbone
...about what I can do for the district and for the town, for the people of Hammond.
You can be so bleak sometimes, Dad.
What we're looking for is a new, fresh voice...
What are you doing here? it's 1 1 :00 at night.
You hurt my feelings Rodrell
And I believe we never caught two of his sons, Uday and Falafel.
I'll make you proud