Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This might be hard for you to believe, but this dog has a ton of fight in him.

...machine doesn't follow me around for three weeks.

CAM: Try to catch me, Ranger Rick. -Stop!

Goddamn it , Jeramy! Goddamn it!

ALL: Hallelujah. -Yeah. All right.

...haven't broken into his house...

Cam will be played by Yaphet Kotto, who you may remember...

lt's just a whole mess of fat and weirdly placed hair.

A Father’s Pride

Me trying to juggle all my classes this semester

George Gray, who's next, please?

...for the 14th district for congressman.

Cam Brady was supposed to be on my show tonight...

[ALL SCREAMlNG]

I do not want to drink rainbow cans, and you CANT MAKE ME DRINK RAINBOW CANS

Okay, well, guess what, Jason. You're running my campaign.

I was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull, Jell-O shots...

You have a great night.

...with Hamburger Helper on it.

Look, I came over here tonight...

lt's a miracle.

OP Realtors are this Country’s backbone

-Tam--? Do I know Tamara? -l said, are you wearing a hidden camera?

And what was that topic we were talking about?

That was the greatest gesture l've ever seen in my life.

I come from humble beginnings.

I told you, I don't truck with losers.

...and it's got over 65 million hits on YouTube.

And that balloon's full of your own butt toots.

But the fucker bit me! I’m sorry.. the dog bit me

Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper...

Marty Huggins' daddy is Raymond Huggins.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

I do wanna help the district. I love my home. it's just all happening so fast.

...and over a billion dollars of revenue per annum.

-Fantastic. -Well, well, well. Tim Wattley.

...and we will be building three factories that will generate 8000 jobs...

-But I am a horrible congressman. ALL: No.

NARRATOR: One thing unites all of them in their blood pacts:

-Mm. -...so they could lock in and take down lions.

Large breasts offer more protection to a woman's tender vital organs.

When veteran guys meet the new guy for the first time

...that'll wake up the people and harness their frustrations.

Just remember, Marty, what you're giving up for what you're getting.

...who can do this.

[AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG]

Okay, sit down.

Me cracking a beer at 9am on the family beach trip

A ton of fight.

I am not part of this dispute and I do not waste my time with people who a hoax. Don't waste your time fretting about it. Let Karma take care of it.

Okay, Marty, you're not gonna cry.

...but he's had to cancel again.

When someone asks me if I want to day drink with them

My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one!

The Fucker Bit Me

I have had in my lifetime

...and right now here it is.

-Because your face is like a butt. -Oh, my God.

Love you, Cam Jr.

Let's win this thing for America. Right?

[ENGlNE REVS AND TlRES SCREECH]

But I don't know what the hell's gotten into you.

No, our campaign is just so steady right now.

-Have them put down humanely. MAN: Coming through.

Me waking in on my kid in a distance earning breakout room

Even if it means listening to Headstrong By Trapt, on the river

Piers, this election is about the freedom of choice, simple as that.

-You really outdone yourself this time. -Gentlemen. Very spirited debate.

And with that, I would like to, uh, take this time...

...and talk about the campaign and its issues...

Biden’s Plan UNITY

...with one of the nation's ugliest and most polarizing campaigns ever.

The guys at Goldman Sachs are prepared to donate $500,000 to your super PAC.

You gotta calm down. You're going crazy on me.

I lost myself and who I am.

Harley Sportster riders Ryan Seekins

Chase brown stock

So don't you ever insinuate anything like that again.

The grinch is this nation’s backbone

Welcome to the f******* show

Boaz New Favorite Song

How I see Republicans

Even if it means listening to Metallica in a sauna...

Welcome to the f**kin show

-My boy Spanx are too tight. -They're supposed to be. Now suck in.

Primul amical Viitorul-Vointa, dupa ce Adi ii baga un Brexit Tackle lui Cristi Welcome to the fucking show

[AUDlENCE MURMURlNG]

CAM: Shit, I don't know. But the people sure love it when I say it.

...and congratulate Congressman Marty Huggins.

Me at work today:

Marty Huggins says no.

I feel like I’m maintaining

Gommer losing to Jerm is this CFM's backbone.

Hey Becky Hey Cam

Okay, Look, Heres the deal

Thank you very much.

[SPEAKS lN HEBREW]

Get away now. Get away or I'll start slapping people.

Our first GTGG match When I drain a 20 footer for birdie on #1

You know, baby, l've been thinking. I don't like this.

Now, get this: Cam Brady, four-time congressman, punched a baby.

What the hell is he doing?

When I'm in D.C., I mostly Facebook old girlfriends...

Alex after he makes a three pointer

A thousand drunken nights where I have been racist, sexually explicit, or inappropriate

When your homies scrounging for does And you already got a full freezer

-Or are you the crazy one? -You gotta stop it.

Really any group that opposes baby-punching.

-l'd really like to work together again someday. -Well, nothing would please me more.

When your teacher is wrong And you're right

-Absolutely. -lt'd do it on its way to church.

Gen Z getting snuff out of the housing market by Trudeau

...a.k.a. Osama Getting-Laiden.

[AUDlENCE CHUCKLlNG]

-Yeah! Whoo! -All right. Whoo!

And to this day, that's how I do it.

Aiding and abetting a known international fugitive.

MlTCH: No. -No.

Mitzi Huggins, come on down.

I tell you right now, my heart is beating like a phone book in a dryer...