Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Nice round of applause. -l got so many good ideas.
When you tag a name...
Apex Legends Is this nations backbone
I want you to put my head in the freezer while you do me from behind.
Sure, I know what you're thinking: He's a weirdo.
...because I'm afraid someone's taping me, so I tape them.
Welcome back, everybody, to The Price ls Right.
You do not take down my family.
-l won't go to Rainbow Land. MAN 3: Sit down.
I didn't even know they knew who I was. Motch brothers.
Marty?
You know what? That's not part of it, I know that.
ROB At Tha Bronx Zoo!!!
-This is a sham. WADE: Are you kidding?
But that's only 1 000 out of 1 00,000. I'll take those odds any day of the week.
MARTY: You were doing cannonballs. You were good at those.
[LAUGHlNG]
GLENN: Bravo, young man. TRlPP: Well, well, well.
Okay, I'm back.
When you bomb one down the middle on the first hole.
No, no, that's boring. Nobody really cares about that.
-Mrs. Yao? -Yeah.
Carlos says... Now you go...
Remember the politician that punched a baby? Well, he's at it again.
cookie butter cold brew
Yeah, it's okay.
-You saw it. You all saw it. -Way to go, Marty.
Cam Brady's done.
Who do we have down there that we could run?
-l want that VP nod, Cam. CAM: Okay.
lt looks like that Precious girl's panties.
Chanp
You hurt my feelings Rodrell
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Heart is beating like a phonebook in a dryer
I got all messed up with the hoopla of bigtime politics...
You could not have been doing this on your own.
I do not want to live in Muslimland And you can’t make me live in Muslimland!
GLENN: No, no, no.
-Our guest is Congressman Cam Brady. -Thank you, Piers.
[SlNGlNG TO HEART'S BARRACUDA] He's going to D-D.C. to be VP
That's my boy.
l've often wondered...
...sounds like a communist to me.
Cam has let his body go , it’s a mess of fat and weirdly placed hair, it’s like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barbershop.
...Martin Huggins doesn't dance.
You sure about this?
Why are you so upset? You ran a hell of a campaign.
-l mean, you got a real talent for this. -You still don't get it, do you?
-ls he pointing at me? -He sure the fuck is.
Your brother said I could dance in your campaign video.
And, Lord, we just pray that you bless this table...
...saying that, uh, he invited me to something called a civility brunch.
Bring your checkbook Cause we need players…
Cal Tjader. Best known for starting the samba-salsa jazz craze.
-Tim, where you going? MlTZl: No, no, no.
TRlPP: Well, the good news is you don't have to worry about the charges.
When Ty comes to "coach" me in Boston
90% of the time I have no idea what the fuck I am doing
She's-- Come on up here.
When you sign more people at an event Welcome to the Fuckin Show
Washington, D.C., I have a message for you:
You're first day on the job and the most tenured colleague says... Welcome to the fucking show
Win at all costs, right, Dad? You taught me that.
lsn't he the weird one?
[CHUCKLlNG] I'm Marty Huggins, and I approve this message.
We love you, Cam.
Forgive our passes we commit sometimes on womenfolk...
None of that was my fault. I was powerless.
When the family plugged in their phone into the answering machine...
Well, let's be honest.
Let's just have one night like we used to.
G-107 Pregame
Greedy motherfuckers
Marty Huggins did a crazy thing on TV today.
Americans standing up for their freedom and their right to choose...
In rainbow land we need a national house building agency
This feels good. Ahem.
[lN SPANlSH ACCENT] Oh. Congressman Marty Huggins...
We are really hitting our stride, and my lovely wife is a rock.
-Let's get this bad boy signed. CARL: Let's do it.
Maybe add a belt. There was a little bow on him.
MlTCH: Absolutely. Hey, guys. How you doing? -You were charged with drunk driving.
l'd say there's mathematically zero chance of that happening.
l've seen a mustache like that before, and you know who wore it?
Fran watching NYC Mayor race
When you bomb it on the first tee box
My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to.
I'm trying to make it up to you. I'm not who you think I am.
Yet sadly, was not recognized for a Grammy for over 40 years.
Mm. Oh, wow. Thank you. That is smooth.
I'll make you proud. I will.
Day 3 of NTI:
Why?!
And I have no idea what he's referring to as Rainbow Land, okay?
I had a beer with the old biker man at the end of the street And he let me touch his old lady’s titty
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lt is an honor to be on your show. My wife, Rose, and I watch you every night.
-lt's good. -lt's good, yeah.
Anyway, Poundcake loves to get underneath the sofa.
-Talley's done. -What a waste.
...play fantasy hockey.
-Get rid of this. -That's where I keep my things.
By the way, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you look great.
...simply by registering for the ballot.
I'm only saying this because l've had about a dozen brandies and a bump of coke...
There's a chance we could make it up before the polls open tomorrow.
-No, at the same time. You gotta-- -Jiggle, shake and push.
-Spot on. MlTCH: How are we gonna pay for these?
Butt toots
There was not a single soul who was willing to testify.
-That's the deal? -That is the deal.
But you can rest assured that every dime...
Pass.
How many times do I gotta say it? it's not real!
They will wear bandanas.
I’m god we must
Patience for the tired.
Orchard Park Realtors Are This Country’s Backbone
Oh, damn it. Who is it?
Nope, that's me.
When your boss asks you to work Overtime for the 3rd week in a row
...and the Greg Norman sport collection for cazh.
Congressman Brady.
-Oh, Shana. -Oh! Oh, Cam!
E2i Manteno
I got so many thoughts running through my mind...
You have a very vulgar mouth.
Sirs. Sirs, we'd love to get started.
oh hey jd
Election day winding down.
Why don't you clean this crap up off the beach? Keep the change.
David to Aaron on Christmas Eve
People who put GM engines in Fords
clammy probably serbian
Yes, you can, Diane. Can't is the real C-word.
Welcome to the fvcking show Swoogin!
And I come in here, and find you playing Hee Haw with the Fuckaround Gang!
Restinga
MAN 2: That's right. -Do they run you?
I beat Chris up w fire gifs till he shit himself and died
So, uh, what are the issues you're gonna run on? Figure that out yet?
The meanness and the nastiness needs to stop.
[SCREAMlNG]
Thank you for having me at your congregation.
Right now, your likability is at 26 percent.
-Well, I just need one person. -Yeah, well, guess who it is.
Ryan wheeler just gave you the old dc dip and twirl
Mrs. Brady, are you playing footsie with me under the table?
ALL: Hallelujah.
...to introduce my opponent and, uh, my friend, Marty Huggins.
Mrs. Cutler again. She got a crush on you, Marty.
CAM: Why won't he?
...to the People's Republic for a massive profit.
-Okay. -Thank you.
-Jiggle a little. -Jiggle a little.