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-Excuse me. -Excuse me, please.

Yes, l'd like to report a drunk driver, please.

CAM: Thank you, Marty.

Everybody's got me running every which way but loose.

You can google it, it’s worth a google

You can be so bleak sometimes, Dad.

lt's a fictitious place. I was 8. it's from a child's imagination.

Like why won't Marty Huggins here take a lie-detector test?

Today we are here to meet Martin Sylvester Huggins...

...l do get a little careless whisper in my body.

Gentlemen, these are federal offenses.

CAM: I knew it. -Now, here's the downside.

When someone asks me if I want to day drink

Get some American beers you Connie!

Welcome to the fucking show

NARRATOR: Why doesn't Marty Huggins answer the question?

You know me better than that.

Everyday At work

Um, boys, put down your utensils. I wanna talk to you about something real quick.

America, Jesus, freedom

Jesus Christ. Who happened to have a mustache.

I can’t stop giggling.

...and brings jobs to the Tar Heel State.

Pinky out type of dogs That wear bandannas and are named champ

D'ni D'ni Square Square Aura Myst 2 The Fate Age Age Elevator Teledahn Do Do Dot

Liquor pop up tourneys are this discord’s backbone

You know when I first got into politics?

-You know anything about that? -No, l've been trying to win an election.

Welcome to the fuckin show

Anne Crumley is the backbone of Section E

-Man, put that away, will you? -I'm gonna tweet it to Shana.

Guess those jobs will be good for the district.

...and two pugs, which, keep in mind, are Chinese.

CAM: Easy. Easy, Mitzi. Easy.

Why have you consistently voted against campaign-finance reform?

Is that what we're resorting to here? Gazpacho tactics.

Boy you really are a sad little fucker

ls this election being bought by the highest bidder?

-Boom. There it is. Let's get this out ASAP. -Cam, you can't do that.

...with their dresses that are too tight. Like, that's a nice caboose you got on your--

There is no way Congress will let Motch Worldwide Global...

MAN 2: America, Jesus, freedom.

...the whole project will be a go.

And then I find a wife who's forced me to wear the horns of a cuckold.

...to Nova Scotia...

When I step on the 1st tee of a GTGG match. and flush it down the middle of the fairway.

What did you sign up for Jeramy

-Hey, Cam. -Hey, Becky.

You tell ‘em Ciar

Out on the playground, there was this jaggedy old jungle gym.

...to say what they want me to say.

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Travis. You look tired. Did you get some sleep?

... that's my story.

There's some pretty grumpy ones too that kind of have those big eyebrows, like--

ROSE: Y'all have to hate Marty Huggins!

-l didn't say that. I did not say that. MAN 1 : Hey! Hey!

Sir, words like that have never been spoken in this room.

You little fucker.

-Good to see you. -How you doing?

...financing a PAC supporting Huggins.

I have, uh, my check and my application and my birth certificate all right here if you....

Playing hee haw with the fuck around gang

...and it hurts like a motherfucker.

That's the perks of running unopposed.

Son, it's no secret we've never enjoyed each other's company.

What? Are you serious? What happened to the eighth-grade field trip?

Mitzi, this will all be over as soon as I win, okay?

Oh, fuck. Fuck me.

Thank you so much.

I have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed.

You do not have to live in Rainbow Land.

lt is the simple story of a teddy bear giving a pot of gold to a leprechaun, okay?

...now's the time to put it on the table, okay?

...to say that we're gonna be under a lot of media scrutiny.

I tell you right now,

YEAH! THAT'S HOW WE DO!

Move the car. Stab and steer. Let's go.

There was a clear winner in the first debate. Marty Huggins simply electrified this crowd.

And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time...

No. You're not. You look horrible. Come on!

Welcome to the fuckin' show

Are you kidding me?!

MlTCH: Mm-hm. -This could really swing the campaign.

...like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom.

Ninety percent of the time, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

Then the phone call happened. Then they asked the same question.

Next up, we have ballot confirmation of Camden Brady, congressman.

Marty, I was thinking we could make this campaign a little more civil...

I do not want to live in no Bill Self land And you can’t make me live in no Bill Self land

kickers are this nations backbone

Kirby to Collins trying to recruit in Georgia

-Yeah, I guess I did. -Learned from the best.

MARTY: You're welcome.

I knew one day your dad would realize your true potential.

...and an oil painting of an eagle over this fireplace, stat.

Push it. Push it real good?

We are definitely going to Cancún.

CAM: lt went right through my femur.

DON'T YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS, MIGUEL!

I gotta cool down. I gotta cool down. Oh.

This is bad, Cam.

...they want you to run for office.

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WOMAN 1 : Don't listen to him, Cam.

As of right now, you are 1 2 points over Cam Brady.

Oh. Almost there.

When I walk in on my kid in a distance learning breakout room

And for God's sakes, put those beds together.

Because banning the hub Is less government regulation

...l wish I could go out and punch that baby again.

Bryan when he hears Matt carrying on Norwhite legacy

Can you do that?

What if my poll numbers go up? Will you come back?

When you bring your three kids to the beach house and the other parents have one

For one, Cam has just completely let his body go.

Road biker wanting to go off-road But buys a gravel bike instead.

-Yes, she can. -Okay.

I will not cryyyyy

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