Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ALL LAUGHlNG]
[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]
No Tim Wattley.
Keith Williams is this Program’s backbone
...and help us change these regulations.
Look, after 1 7 years of faithful marriage...
-Anyone can do your job. -Hey.
MARTY: Okay, everyone, please. Okay.
A savior, if you will.
...and it's the last thing I think of when I go to bed.
Every time someone tells me I'm drunk
Welcome to the fucking jungle.
-Check it out. it's a picture of my dick. -Oh, come on.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-Yeah. -Here. Watch me. Up. Up.
...any kind of secrets...
Communist manifesto
I guess the kids would just rather go to class.
Yeah, I'm just real high.
But we're gonna kick his ass, because that's how we do.
-...from Homicide: Life on the Streets. CAM: Okay, that's uncalled for.
lt's a fictitious place. Rainbow Land, it's fiction.
Okay, let's talk about this.
You know what to do, Marty.
[DOOR HANDLE RATTLlNG]
-To do a plug on my show? -Yes. I did take money from Marty Huggins.
Yes, I can, Mr. Wattley.
MARTY: Stop. -That's what nuts feel like. Touch it.
[AUDlENCE GASPS]
OFFlCER: Stop the vehicle. -No, I see you.
Because we are tired of them and their dancing.
Collecting Cooter Shots
...is not measured by taking attendance.
But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a goddamn hobbit.
…turn the page, it says, take your family on vacation
You f***** up
[BOTH CHUCKLlNG]
I think we can all agree. Claire Corsey, she's a mess.
uh huh! we don't say the S word which is she! or the N word which is name! no way! no way in hell! not on the world's watch! but we say the H word which is he and the W word which is who. otherwise don't use the english language in anything at all!
...Marty Huggins has jumped 1 1 points in the polls.
And I don't get my feelings hurt that much, you know?
ln high school, he was part of an all-male a cappella group, Dude Ranch.
All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in '0 12.
CAM: Can't believe you landed a national interview.
lf I bag a buck, we'll get a nice bounce in the polls.
...called Rainbow Land.
For the poops.
lt's the first thing I think of when I wake up in the morning...
When you run the AHT Man Card Drill clean
[ALL LAUGHlNG]
Now only 46 percent of the people like you.
Go. Right now. Tell them to run it. Let's go, people.
Has weird ever stopped us before?
I'm sorry, it's a habit of mine. I just-- I'm so used to wearing one of these things...
I go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts.
[SlGHS]
-Ow. -Look at this.
As a prank, when I was 1 5...
COME ON CARL!
Two hours ago, this congressional race was dead on arrival.
I'm gonna kill you.
You're only eight points down, Marty.
lt's a small-batch bourbon. By-product of the prohibition days.
Joe bidens tax plan
Our father...
Taytay tomorrow
Let's clean up D.C.
He punched Uggie, the dog from the Academy Award-winning film The Artist.
I think we can all agree. Clarie Corsey, she's a mess.
And we've done some great things.
The focus group words that come up about you are odd...
1 out of 6 students said I gave good feedback That’s 16.7%.. I’ll take those odds anyway of the week!!
MlTZl: Oh. Oh, I'm dizzy.
The Major seeing us crack a beer at 8am.
[CAM MOANlNG]
Not anymore, it's not.
You actually shot a man and went up in the polls.
MARTY: Was the nicest thing.
CAM: Ah.
Your campaign headquarters are being furnished and staffed...
Listen, guys, he opened his life up, and it's worked.
...thirsty, alone and tired.
George Marley has time for one more final death. George we'll just punch Marley's lights out and throw her onto the freeway and then zap her with electricity and plug her in
Chantell when I tell her I may want to stop off at home before work
lf you give us a million, hell, I'll let you sleep with my wife.
I want a Bible on this end table...
Me lighting my third joint for the day As my cousin arrives with his new wife
I said the Lord's name in vain at school.
Dylan is prone to intense bouts of violence.
-Who are you? -Tim Wattley.
When I catch a fish on the first cast of the yearly fishing trip
MlTZl: No. That cannot stay there.
-Got a book of bad ideas? -l got a book of good ideas. That's the first one.
We've already lost 7 million jobs since NAFTA, right?
Sometimes when I get a little drunk, I let kids touch my old lady's titty.
When you meet Cam at center stage, shake hands but don't let go.
Because you were a voice of the people. But that's when we was kids.
Bring your bats Because it’s a mess
I would like to apologize to that woman.
lt's you and me against the world forever.
l've had feelings for you.
My dad always said two things about giving speeches… Never say anything bad about the Jews, and tell an interesting story!
JASON MARSHALL JUST GAVE YOU THE OLD D.C. DIP AND TWIRL
...l want it to stop.
...of which I could say maybe 1 percent have been inappropriate.
Because Filipino Tilt-A-Whirl operators are this nations backbone
There's just too many questions.
On October 23rd, 1 996, at 2:1 1 p.m...
[GROWLlNG]
...of the 14th district of North Carolina.
-Yeah. -ls he an al Qaeda? ls he a Taliban?
And Poundcake barks back:
Oh, the fucking cunt-ass serpent bit me!
-Multiple times. MlTZl: Good work. Attaboy. Whoo!
[SNAKES HlSSlNG]
Its worth a Google
When marketing tries to get me to retake firm photos after only 11 years
Goddamn it, what have you been doing with these boys?
MORGAN [ON TV]: That's very kind of you, congressman.
I will do anything it takes to win.
We gotta think logically here. Now, what do you wanna do?
You can't make me live in rainbow land!
Because Filipino Tilt-A-Whirl operators are this nation's backbone.
-Bye, Marty. -Heh.
...and I'm here today to formally announce my candidacy on the Republican ticket...
MlTCH: And what does that mean?
What a nice day we've had.
...a real American man.
My nephew bringing his new wife around As we light the third joint of the day
CAM [ON MACHlNE]: Hey, Shana, it's Congressman Cam Brady here.
[SPEAKS lN MANDARlN] [GLENN AND WADE CHUCKLlNG]
Little presentation.
Don't listen to him, Cam.
The Major seeing us crack a beer at 8am.
Yeah.
...after punching that iron-like jaw of that baby?
-Hunting season's over. Let's go, start the car. -Yes, sir.
Oh, this is a big casa.