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You know...
since I was kind of unconscious,
- I'm s-- I'm sorry, I just... - No.
Right. And, and if you make it real, it's not the same.
But let's face it, men like long hair.
You're the happiest couple I know. No question.
it's really hard to figure out how to be a man.
I've said, like eight sentences to you in my entire life.
Sure.
One was this usher at my mother's cousin's wedding two years ago,
If you and Patty get a divorce where--
I was so jealous. I was 12. And you were 11.
I think Danielle is asleep.
You are going to have a hard time getting up in the morning.
you know, complement you.
- A volumeter. - And what does it do again?
Sharon refuses to come in.
We know how.
I pity you.
- You should be thanking me right now. - God, let's stop talking about this.
She starts saying these unbelievable things...
Just wait.
- Amish mom. - Can I go to Brian's yes or no?
Whatever.
something we would normally do.
- I didn't say go anywhere. - Okay.
boys your age, can sometimes--
She should wear more red.
Don't look down, It will throw you off balance...
Hey, this was your idea. I didn't want to dance with anybody!
I live here.
which is rushing.
I mean, don't you think Hillary Clinton looks great?
It shows your ears more.
Like I need it just to get through the day.
I mean, he's got other things on his mind.
Dad, I know.
And your extra credit project is?
I don't feel like talking. Certainly not to you.