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[Buttons beeping, ringing tone]
Morning, Mrs. Petchul, you look lovely today.
I know where my mom kept her gun.
This is a beautiful yard. I'm sure it could use a little extra attention.
OK. Well, so it's gonna be a little bit more travel, but...
I guess no one's in the pool yet. Are you gonna swim?
Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggie medicine. Am I a genius?
- Mrs. Solis? - Hello, Justin.
- Andrew's still a child. - He's 16. It's not unheard of.
Well, we can't put it back in his room.
- Are you coming back? - I don't think so.
Now did he? We don't know that for sure.
- You shot yourself? - Pretty lame, huh?
We have the mortgage payment coming up...
Don't get me wrong. She's nice. But the truth is, there's someone else.
He sent out formal invitations.
- You're going after his promotion? - No.
Is my daughter under there?
Mom? We can do it another night. I'll be fine.
I guess.
How you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you.
So it's... it's over.
it was better to be safe than sorry.
Oh.
Exactly.
I could do everything John did for you.
Why?
Oh, God. You scared me.
So, Peterson called me into his office today.
I thought this was an in-house position.
It's just lately, I've been starting to care about him and...
Better still,
Justin. What are you doing up here?
Take that racket outside!
Of course, I mean,
baseball games, first steps. But that's the trade-off. Right?
You can see boys, in a couple years, just not that boy.
- What is wrong with nice invitations? - Mom, it's a pool party.
OK. I'll be firm.
And humiliating and shocking.
I do. I just... I don't know, I just, I really wanted that promotion.
[Gasps] Oh, God!