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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I CANNOT GET YOU AN APPOINTMENT FOR TWO WEEKS.
MM-HMM. POLICY IS THAT I TAKE THE INFORMATION DOWN FIRST
I KNOW. WE'RE IN AGREEMENT.
AND THEN YOU HEAR THIS SHIT'S GOING ON. COME ON NOW.
- WHO TOLD YOU THAT? - I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHO TOLD ME.
- LISTEN, I DID MY PART. GET YOUR ASS UP. - OKAY, THANKS.
- HI. - HI.
LOOK, I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO.
- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO.
IN THE INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE
SO LET ME ASK YOU, MR. DAVID,
SHE'S BRINGING THAT GUY TOO.
- HE DOESN'T KNOW COMEDY. - I KNOW THAT, I KNOW.
MR. DAVID,
A SUCCESSFUL WRITER-PRODUCER WHO PUTS GERBILS UP HIS ASS FOR FUN.
I'M JUST, YOU KNOW-- I'M KIND OF STUCK
- I KNOW, LARRY. I'M SORRY. - I WANT TO MEET SOMEBODY.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN THERE?
I MEAN, WE ALL ARE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM, MAN.
- YOU FUCKING BITCH. - GOODBYE.
HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?
- I'M NOT A GOOD DATER. I CAN'T DATE. - WHY CAN'T YOU DATE?
I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THAT DAY
AND MYSELF I WANT TO WELCOME YOU.
- OH MY GOD. - HOLY SHIT.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
( glass dinging )
- I'D GET A CHANCE TO SEE MY SON IN THE MORNING... - IT'S A GREAT--
TO GET BACK AT ME.
( slowly ) ...SO THIS IS ME CALLING
I KNOW IT LOOKED LIKE WE WEREN'T GONNA EVER GET OUT OF HERE, THOUGH,
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO SAMMIE.
- THAT'S WHY YOU HAD TO SEE THE DOCTOR. - OH, THAT'S BULLSHIT.
- THIS IS SERIOUS, ALL RIGHT? - YEAH, NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT? MY MIND IS MADE UP.
- YOU KNOW HOW EMOTIONAL I AM. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I'LL PUT A FIST UP YOUR ASS.
SOMEONE WAS GONNA RENT THE OFFICE NEXT DOOR...
TO KEEP TRACK OF PATIENTS.
- EH, LET'S NOT GO CRAZY. - ( chattering, laughing )
ALL I'M SAYING IS, DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES HERE, OKAY?
I GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP. THAT'S WHAT I DO.
AND YOU'RE FUCKING ON THE COVER.
- WHO'S FUCKING MOBY DICK? - WHERE DID YOU HEAR MOBY DICK FROM?
- HE'S IN THE BUILDING? - YEAH.