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- 'CAUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN-- - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
...WHO'S GOT THE MUSCULAR ISSUES.
BUT I HATE BEING SINGLE. I JUST HATE IT.
- GOOD. - GOOD. ALL RIGHT.
OH, I DREADED THIS DAY. I DON'T WANT ANYBODY
Leon: SOMEBODY NEED TO TALK TO THE MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
I DO HAVE A TICKLE IN MY ANUS.
- ( family chattering ) - Leon: ...SOME CRAZY SHIT.
YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON SOME ASS.
OH, NOTHING. JUST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
- ANDREW? - KEEP GOING.
- YEAH, I'M DOING OKAY, DOING OKAY. - LOOK AT THIS.
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME THING I DO.
YOU'RE KIDDING. LET'S DO IT.
YEAH.
- BECAUSE IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT HE WOULD SPREAD... - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- OKAY? - YES.
I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THIS--
I DON'T HAVE A TICKLE. WHO SAID THAT?
WELL, MY SEAT IS UNCOMFORTABLE.
- YOU STRIKE ME AS THAT TYPE. - WELL, THINGS LIKE THIS INTEREST ME.
- THAT YOU WOULD ACCUSE ME OF THAT. - LARRY, WHERE'S THE GERBIL?
THE STUPID CALL FROM THE PLANE-- I DIDN'T--
- Cheryl: HI. - HELLO.
ANYHOW, HE'S MY CLIENT NOW. HE'S COMING
THINK ABOUT IT. LOOK, THE GERBIL'S MISSING, RIGHT?
IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A TOAST,
- LARRY DAVID. LARRY DAVID, HOW YA DOING? - HEY, MATT TESSLER!
- BUT... - WELL...
ARE YOU EXPERIENCING DISCOMFORT?
WHY NOT JUST TELL THE DOCTOR? I DON'T SEE WHY
I KNOW. I TOLD HER.
GET YOUR SMILE ON. GET YOUR SMILE ON.
OH, LARRY. LARRY DAVID, YOU ARE A ROMANTIC.
- WHO WERE YOU TRYING TO GET AN APPOINTMENT WITH? - ROSENBERG.
- AT SAMMIE'S BAT MITZVAH. - WELL, WHO ARE YOU GONNA BRING?
YEAH, THAT'S A LITTLE CREEPY. ( chuckles )
I GOTTA TAKE MY HAT OFF TO HIM.
THANK YOU.
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE IT UP WITH THE HOME OFFICE.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING AT SEVERAL PLACES.
YOU KNOW, IF WE GET ALONG TONIGHT, I'M GONNA ASK HER.
- Keysha: NO. - DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE.
AND WE'RE GONNA GO HOME.
( laughs )
- AND I SAID--- - JESUS,
I'M GOING TO NEW YORK. WHY AM I STOPPING OFF IN FLORIDA?
- EVERY DAY. - EVERY DAY, LUNCH.
HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME TO START GARGLING NOW?