Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DON'T NOBODY TALK TO MY MAN LIKE THAT.
- CHECKUP. - NICE TALKING TO YOU.
- I DON'T THINK-- - YOU DON'T KNOW, LORETTA.
WOULD YOU CARE TO DANCE?
WELL, I DID THE CANCER SCARE EPISODE OF "HOME IMPROVEMENT,"
TO THE GASTROENTEROLOGIST'S OFFICE.
- 50 BUCKS. - YOU'LL GIVE ME 50 BUCKS?
- SO I GOT TYPED AS THIS GUY WHO DOES TICKER. - OH, JEEZ.
HE WON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THE QUESTIONS AGAIN.
YEAH, IF I HAD A RECOMMENDATION FROM YOU, THOUGH,
THE QUESTION IS, WHY WAS SHE AT THAT--
BRING SOMEBODY? WHO AM I GONNA BRING?
- ( crowd groaning ) - AND THEY'RE SLIGHTLY RELATED TO EACH OTHER.
- I'M GOING RIGHT OVER THE FENCE. - YOU'RE OVER THE FENCE?
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT UP WITH THE HOME OFFICE.
- IN A DRAMEDY GHETTO. - REALLY?
IS SHE GOING TO SAMMIE'S BAT MITZVAH?
HERE HE COMES NOW. WHAT'S GOING ON, LARRY? WHAT'S GOING ON, LARRY?
YES.
- YOU WANT ME TO GO? - YEAH, COME ON.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
- HE'S TELLING EVERYONE. - YEAH, HE SURE IS.
BLECH!
- HEY, NO, I MADE THAT UP. - HEY, WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?
TWO DAYS.
COME ON, MAN.
- YOU CANNOT TELL. I COULD GET FIRED. - NO NO NO, NEVER.
- Paula: OH, YEAH. - PETE!
ONE MOVIE.
- I'M PICKING UP AN ACCENT. - YEAH.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - NICE TO SEE YOU.
HOW AM I DOING ON THE FLIRT SO FAR?
- GOOD, 'CAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU-- - YEAH, THANKS.
HE SHOULD BE SELLING FABRICS.
Hi, it's Richard. Leave a message.
- I'VE BEEN PRETTY DEPRESSED. - YOU SEEM BETTER. YOU LOOK GOOD.
Susie: FINE.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE BOO DOWN THERE I'MA HOLLA AT.
- YEAH. - EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY.
ARE YOU SURE?
YOU KNOW, LIFE IS VERY BRIEF, OKAY?
SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO TO THE BAT MITZVAH?
( chuckles ) THESE SIGN-IN SHEETS, YOU KNOW.
- YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT THE SON... - OH MY GOSH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT IF YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THIS, OKAY,
I'M THE GUY WHO KEEPS THE CAPTAIN COMPANY.
ALL WE NEED IS YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE PAPERWORK.
IT'S MINE. IT'S MINE.
YOU'RE GONNA MISS US, LARRY.
SPREADING A VICIOUS, NASTY, SCURRILOUS RUMOR