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I'VE WORKED HERE FOR FOUR YEARS
MY SON HAS AN OFFICE ON THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS.
YOU'RE SQUIRMING MORE THAN I AM.
- BEAUTIFUL. - YEAH.
- NO, PLEASE. - WOULD YOU EXCUSE US?
I ONLY GET PAID $9 AN HOUR,
- WORKING MY ASS OFF, YEAH. - NICE.
- CHILL OUT. WE'RE COOL. - CHILL OUT?
SOMETHING TO SAY...
- REALLY? - I LIKE TO FEEL LIKE AN INSIDER WHEN--
- OH, HEY. - AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
- HOLY SHIT. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA CITE THAT? - OF COURSE.
LISTEN, MAN, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT THERE AND DO STUFF.
IT'S GONNA BE ON THE INTERNET TOO.
"LET'S GO TO BEN LADEN'S. THEY GOT GREAT COLLARS."
NOW THEY WANT ME TO DO ALL THE TEARDROP STUFF.
- WOULD Y'ALL CALM DOWN? - HEY, GIVE ME THAT.
YOU?
I'M NOT DISPUTING THAT, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO MEET SOMEBODY ELSE.
Auntie Rae: WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU TOO, LARRY.
EXCUSE ME.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
ON BEHALF OF MY WONDERFUL WIFE SUSIE
YEAH YEAH. THE LADY CALLED TODAY.
AND I JUST WOULD LOVE TO BE IN ON THAT.
WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING. IT'LL GO AWAY.
IT'S PRIVATE, JUST LIKE YOU WANTED.
HE'S GOT OTHER PATIENTS THAT HE'S DEALING WITH,
- PRETTY HEADY STUFF. WOW. - YES, VERY HEADY STUFF.
- MAKING FUN OF RETARDED PEOPLE? - OH, COME ON.
AND NOT JUST THE BACK ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
FINE. HAPPY?
- YEAH, THAT'S RUDE. - I TOLD YOU SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE.
I IMPROVE THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN.
- SEE, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. - NO, I DID THINK YOU WERE.
MY WIFE'S COUSIN KAI-- SHE RUNS THE OFFICE.
( chuckles ) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAT THERE, HUH?
- LARRY'S NOT USED TO DATING. - CLEARLY, YES.
YEAH, I'M FINE.
RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE.
- HOW WOULD YOU ASSESS IT? - UM...
- PRETTY GOOD? - I'M-- WELL, 7.5.
. .
- Leon: WE'RE OUT OF HERE, MAN. - OH MY GOD.
WHY'D YOU HIRE HIM?
- THANKS, ANT-- - ANTOINETTE.
- OH, I REMEMBER MATT. - WHAT DOES HE WANT?
IT'S EVERYWHERE. IT'S EVERYWHERE.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - SURE. YEAH, OKAY, GOOD.
YOU SAW THE EARLY REHEARSALS. WHEN YOU LEFT
- YES. WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT? - I'VE NEVER HEARD
HE'S GONNA GET THE INFORMATION AND THEN WHAT,
GET YOUR SMILE ON, COME ON.
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. LET'S GO.
- YOU GOTTA GO-- YOU GOTTA GO. - YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MOVIE STUNK, BY THE WAY.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL ME
- WE'RE OUT FOR REAL. - Auntie Rae: WE ARE.
JUST DO IT. WHAT, YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
I TOLD YOU THAT HE ASKED ME TO RECOMMEND HIM...
IT'S NOT BAD ADVICE. BUT ANYTHING TO GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED.
THAT IN FACT I DID
ARE YOU OKAY?