Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanted to show that pirate that I could beat him,
Looking for weaknesses in my play.
The more I looked, the worse it all became.
What about, um…
I've seen a picture of him at 13 in front of a whole bunch of sailors.
I had to retreat, but he kept coming.
No, yes, of course you do. I was wondering how you learned to play.
["You're the One" by The Vogues plays on TV]
but I told myself that the Open's not as important as the US Championships.
"Now and then, a small boy appears and dazzles us with his precocity,
[TV clicks off]
[Mrs. Wheatley] "Schoolgirl beats  Grandmaster in Pittsburgh."
Hullabaloo proudly presents your favorite band from Turtle Creek…
"And every now and then, a person comes along
It was brutal.
I bet you do.
Ouch.
Just come through, see some old friends.
Do girly things.
♪ There may be some tears ♪
♪ It's the end of the world? ♪
They're just pieces.
Why don't you sit over by the window?
The Caro-Kann Defense, genuine bummer.
[girls singing along to band] ♪ Every time we meet ♪
[sniffs]
[muffled] Mom!
♪ Your love will guide me Through every mile 'cause ♪
-I didn't see yours. -I'm not playing.
Guy takes one look at this, he pays up, 20 bucks.
I asked for a pleasant room,
You'll get another shot.
He played against the entire team at Annapolis without losing a game.