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-Hey, mon. -Nice to meet you.
That was my anniversary gift from LaBarbra!
Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV.
Police. You're busted!
You should be more ashamed than usual.
-l thought you were retired. -l don't see you planning for old age.
l do other human stuff. l age! See?
[SNORES]
The charge is bank robbery.
Yeah. Now lie down and play dead. And don't ham it up.
The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth
Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.
-Go! -Okay.
-Nice talking to you. -Same here. You guys are all right.
Duck! Lasers!
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Poor pjewjew
Also good
He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here.
But now it's nearly over. So long.
I'm not a robot!
c
Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a--
BENDER: l find that offensive!
l got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.
[LAUGHlNG ]
The only poor people I want to hear about are those who tend to my pores at the spa.