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- No. - Then stop questioning me.

It will be a long road, but at the end of that road is salvation!

I know that. I was too busy trying to take over the world

I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell

- And he still loves me... - I thought you killed him.

All right, all right, all right. You heard the priest.

Of course there's a part of me that will always love him.

Hell is a very real place, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh.

I know this is the wrong thing to do. I could lose Chris. I can't do this.

Here. I'm at the Bargain Hotel on MalaVista. Room 16.

Well, here goes everything.

Oh, like I haven't heard that before.

"It is much better for thee to enter into life..."

Well, I don't know about you guys, but all that ginger made me tired.

See you, Gary. Thanks for coming. Oh, bye, Marsha.

For Satan has made it the most miserable place in the universe.

Where was I going to go? Robert's house in Detroit?

If you be cast down into this black bog of stench, then woe is thou.

I... I understand. I do.

Look, all you have to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker,

Father, these boys are really worried,

- What? - Have you confessed all your sins yet?

Come on, hurry up. Hey, what are you guys doing?

I can't deny my feelings for Saddam,

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

- Did you miss me, buttercup? - No, it can't be. You're dead.

Where the lau lau is the cau cau at the luau

And as long as we get this communion thing, we're safe?

- Jesus was made of crackers? - No.

- Cartman! - What?

just because you're afraid of the consequences

we'd have unclean souls and we'd burn in Hell.

- Good. I'll show you out. - Nice to meet you, Saddam.