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and he will say "the body of Christ," and then you eat it.
- How was it? - Oh, dude, you screwed me up.
- You have to have your first confession. - Confession?
Is that true?
The priest will give you this round cracker,
If he sees that I'm a real person, too,
And he will be your ruler, your ruler of pain and agony.
we held that little first-grader down and farted on him for 28 minutes.
Come on, we've gotta ask her about Timmy.
- We have to ask you something. - Oh, you're the little Jewish boy, right?
I'm very happy with my life now.
- Amen - Amen
and think long and hard about all your sins
I think we should all get together and just talk like adults.
I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.
We gotta get to that church before we die.
For some people, maybe. But you like excitement. I know you, Satan.
"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation
- We could see her whole beaver. - Yeah. If we died right now,
- I wanna just go meet this guy. - No, Chris, you don't understand.
But our friend Timmy can't really talk. All he can do is say his own name.
Okay, you better baptise Kyle some more.