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and everyone else in this town from the angry hand of God ourselves!
Oh, now look at that. They're scared to death.
I felt it, you guys. I felt the angry hands of God.
Now, let's see. What about the time we set Mr. Garrison's cat on fire?
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
They need to be baptised, take communion and confess their sins.
Saddam showed up today.
Father, I need to talk to you. Father, I have to ask you a question.
I'm just... I'm just trying to be a little more naughty in bed.
Oh, the pain! Oh, the pain!
The priest here said that people who watch South Park might end up in hell
- Yeah. - Hey, you,
Well, you guys can do what you want.
Father, I don't know if I agree fully with what you're saying.
Those were some great pork chops, Satan.
- Oh, no, it's locked. - What? No. It can't be locked.
I think that's what you were attracted to.
and he will say, "Depart from me, ye cursed, into the eternal fire,
This isn't what I need in my life right now.
Hell is not a very nice place.
A place of everlasting agony and pain.
Well, that was quite an uplifting sermon.
Oh, no, that's just Catholics. Us Jews don't believe in Hell.
He is an angry God, you guys.
I hope to see all of you in church this Sunday.
Very good, Ike. That's two John Steinbeck books in one day.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Hail, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
and I went number two on the sidewalk and then told Officer Barbrady
Blessed art thou, child. Now, what do you have to confess?
you've been acting strange all night.
I'm just gonna have to not see Saddam,
- What did you do, Kyle? - Nothing.
Your confession does not leave this box.