Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You sexy thing.
I feel like you guys got some sort of special bond or something.
Guess there's only one thing to do.
of a couple winos looking for booze and quick cash.
(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)
Come here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn it.
Well, she's doing you all over the furniture store.
New number. New card.
Yes. Get a hammer so you can hit her in the head with it.
Come on, come on.
Well, you see, Don, it turns out that, um...
Jesus Christ.
Well, Don, since that little skank left town,
Twenty-five is fine. Um...
Your parents.
where we carry the coolest, sleekest furniture
Goddamn it, Mona, why didn't you take your phone?
♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪
♪ Hello, kitty, you're so pretty How are you alone? ♪
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪
(BUZZING CONTINUES)
Yeah, oh, fuck me.
Oh.
Slow down. What did he say?
I'm sorry that I offended you.
It's 10 in the morning, Les.
No, that's not like her. No. Something's wrong.
It's okay. Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
Flatter her.
Twenty-five. Get 25, or my next call is to Mona.
DON: Hey, chief. CHIEF: Don.
Very comfortable. Very beautiful...
I was gonna get my picture made on it, but he wanted an extra six dollars, so...
♪ I took her to the crib And then she did it for me ♪
I want my 20,000, Don. Yeah. Yeah.
I was trying to be sweet.
After everything I've done! Everything my parents have done!
What are you doing in my house, eh? Answer me! Unh!
You know, something bad.
You know how I love his approval.
Whoa! So, what do they want?
No.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's very generous of you. Doesn't seem like much of a payoff.
At least she's not Mexican.
or be bitch-slapped by a slut in front of your kids.
(♪♪♪)
I have a small uterus.
(IN FRENCH) They are kind?
(SIGHS)
Can I trust the furniture man? Oh, yeah.
I don't think so.
Oh, babe. I didn't mean...
Heh-heh-heh. Oh, my God. She is an incredible specimen.
We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker.
and one day her boyfriend comes into the store
She's dead, Murphy.
Dusty? Mm.
♪ I got to taste some lips And I want some more ♪
Poor Dusty.
Do you want a divorce?
And I don't?
Very happy. You?
That is gonna get you high.
FYI, I'm hiring the next employee.
What do I do?
So that's why I went to the "lodge." To pay him off.
No, I honestly do not have the money. I thought I did, and I don't.
I can't think with you crying like a little bitch.
(CLEARS THROAT)
I don't feel so good.
You're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow.
So, Don, I'm sure that little slut told you all about us, didn't she?
Want a handjob?
Did you find someone?
(FREEMAN GRUNTING AND LYNN LAUGHING)
♪ She say that I'm a baby So I suck it like it's baba ♪
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪♪
Thank you.
Did the new hire make a sale?
Oh, no. She's doesn't know a thing.
Mm. Just a chocolate La-Z-Boy recliner.