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♪ Something you've never seen before ♪ ♪ You've never seen ♪
They nearly crippled Les. Now they're threatening us.
LES: Don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.
(♪♪♪)
♪ Spare me no details, my sweet My little cuddle-bear ♪
like that wench you screwed.
Let's at least have a proper send-off. I'm not having sex with you.
I'd like that very much.
(♪♪♪)
No, it's not.
♪ Want some more, want some more ♪ ♪ Come on, come on ♪
Okay. Oh, pop it! Pop it!
ANDREW: Don't be a sore loser.
♪ I don't wanna do right today ♪
Unless, of course,
But when you've been doing this as long as I have,
(STAMMERING)
I told you we should've dumped the car in the lake.
here at Champagne Furniture and Rugs
(♪♪♪)
I won't have Andrew compete against a child on steroids.
To, uh...
You're a smart guy, Don. Mm-hm.
♪ Can't control, can't control ♪
Mm-hm.
Thank you.
Mona, I am your husband. If you can't tell me, who can you tell?
Please don't.
Back. Are you back? Are you back?
(LIGHT CRACKLING)
Get off me, get off.
♪ For a rebel heart Keep walking tall ♪
Thank you.
You understand me? Yeah?
♪ Can you swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you? ♪
Then you have to tell Mona first. Oh.
I guess.
Red Tag Sales always are.
That fucking white-bread piece of shit, that furniture store man.
Burn it while we watch.
No. No way. No way?
Sometimes the weather
Oh, boy. Heh-heh-heh.
and support her family.
(♪♪♪)
(♪♪♪)
Yeah. Actually, she did.
Andrew! ANDREW: What?
and I know it hurts you a lot. I can see that. I can see...
♪ How much do you love me? How much do you care? ♪
Well, don't give it away. Ha-ha-ha. Give it away.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Whoa.
Okay.
I can't. I can't, I'm sorry.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Hello. DUSTY: Hey.
Wow, look at them big old titties.
(♪♪♪)
Well, what did Mona do? Did she kick you out?
about you burying your beef inside my girl?
Hi. Les. How are you? You have beautiful eyes.
I'm bleeding really bad, bro.
♪ And through it all If we fall apart ♪♪
Oh, don't stop.
(KNIFE PIERCING FLESH AND FREEMAN GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
What the hell happened?
I'm gonna blend in with the night.
You look great. Thank you.
♪ Spare me no details, my sweet My little cuddle-bear ♪
I am dressed for a covert operation.
Uh, yeah.
♪ We're gonna love out loud tonight ♪
Huh. Yeah.
♪ Well, you can get this lap dance here For free ♪
(MONA CHUCKLES)
♪ I'm a dirty dog ♪
Of course you do.
(PANTING AND GRUNTING)
I don't think they're gonna be able to make it.
♪ You know that you shouldn't ♪
It's the crystal meth? Yeah. Crystal, like champagne.
well, you know, anything's possible.
Mona's orders. Hm.
Oh, no.
(GUNSHOTS)
Did you invite Dusty to the party?
The pussy or the dick? MURPHY & FREEMAN: Ha-ha-ha.
Dirty South, bitch. Ha, ha.
She must have a little harlot in her in a dress like that, hm?
Now, grab a shovel.
Yes. He called. I've gotta meet him in about a half an hour at the office.
You would be nowhere! Nowhere without me!
Last night. Before she... We, uh...
Come on in and have a seat.
Never.
At home. I've already put it on the schedule.
What would our friends think? What would the community think?