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On a Friday afternoon?
I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo--
Come here, you.
Good-bye, Homer Jr.
Wow, that was great.
Oh! Homie?
I guess this is it, little guy.
The most beautiful moment of my life is happening now.
Oh, my God, is that my son?
are low.
Kids blow up so fast.
but was really playing poker.
#ψ #ш #г #λ
SHINY
Okay, guys, I got your ice creams.
Deep in labor.
a baby I delivered in an elevator
Listen, I'm glad I'm not going through this alone.
Go, go, go!
Okay, I know what'll cheer you kids up.
This simulation has been brought to you by your brain,
Now, hug your mommy.
Mom, Lisa's ruining football. American football.
What the...? Oh!
♪ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. ♪
I guess you're the man of the house now.
Homer.
I'll give you a good-night kiss you'll never forget.
#с #ё #м #ф
Stupid monkeys.
Okay, I've got to impart all my fatherly advice