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We better get that off before that baby starts teething and I end up in prison.
Oh, how did I get so lucky to have a dad like you?
Oh, shit!
Well, lucky you, 'cause "stupid shit" is my middle name.
Honey, you remember Barry Barris.
Mm-hmm.
Oh! Uh…
"Dear Bazarack, it's me, Flammy the Queen, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Pick me! Pick me!
Now give me them legs before I bust a cap in your ass.
Renzo is distracted. We can seize power by simply--
Remember that you're a…
My Pantene! Oh, I've loved this stuff ever since…
[laughs]
Hey, I did my best.
Your plan sucks wet shit!
What do you mean? This is a pen.
[suspenseful music plays]
all of your ideas wouldn't have to go into the goddamn idea furnace!
Hold on, son, I'll save you.
Curse you, you vomitus slut!
Like the time you taught me how to ride a bike.
No fricking buts!. No fricking buts!.
You're not the real Scootie either.
Are any of my memories real? What about that time I almost drowned?
[cheering]
That memory is fake.
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