Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God, if I can't even get my best friends to watch,

Uh, you got bedridden insomniacs. Hmm.

When you do the news, you're in these ergonomic chairs.

of a morning show for local New York cable.

Great, he doesn't remember you.

We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-908-0354 today.

Sorry, baby, you got to take one for the team.

What?! What?! Oh, yeah,

Hi, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.

We said no smoking in the apartment

Fine. I'll quit.

But yeah, dude, hit that.

Two teens were arrested late last night

Wherein I suggested that you take your head

I will, I will take one.

and I don't like

The last time Marshall worked for him, it ended like this.

but you share a butt with somebody, you got a real bond.

It's gone, dude, let it go.

No, I mean when he stood up.

A plucky raccoon has been cheering up patients

but I think I still do, so I really need to focus.

I used to be just like that.

We just have to get through the first 24 hours.

As long as I don't have three within 24 hours,

We just knew we wanted to smoke.

Look, it was just two cigarettes.

NARRATOR: None of us knew what we were fighting about.