Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh... and she cut the cord with a Metropass.

Yeah, wait till you get laid off, then kill yourself.

And Marshall's last cigarette

Wow, she's hot!

NARRATOR: They were dating within two months.

Lots of people.

Maybe you're just bitter because you never had

You know, maybe smoking's not so bad.

You think they're thinking about us?

A last cigarette ever.

if I would say that the reason you bounce

So that's why you're worried?

We're all quitting.

to annoy my mom,

All right, kids, I'm gonna level with you.

You know how I feel about smoking.

If I could only go back to that moment...

No, no, no, no.

but once upon a time, your Aunt Robin

as the elastic on those stretched-out underpants.

who isn't "going through a bitter divorce"

in a dead-end gig,

I have a pack stashed up on the roof.

Just like you're never going to quit smoking.

to that interview smelling like smoke?

Oh, she did it!

I have heard how difficult it is for smokers

Oh, you precious little porcelain unicorn, you.

What are you doing?

Damn it, let's do it.

Robin's last cigarette was in June 2013.

Ooh, do you have any stalkers?

I'm trying to suck the leftover nicotine

More than anything in the world.