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Can i have A beer, sammy?
I don't remember Much of anything
It's not gonna happen again.
For his motor skills And his mental acuity.
I was always in control, You know?
Spent most of last night Listening to phil Tell stories
Paul, schmaul. That's nothing.
And 12 bucks for the cab And the doughnut shop.
That's a full-time job.
I'm now officially a slut.
A mere 7 1/2 hours later...
Give me like 30 minutes Nearly 12 hours later.
Yeah, here we go.
I won't tell them, But listen,
Sammy. Sam, i mean it.
"God bless The u.S. Post office."
Well, i'll have this Little conversation With her, too, ok?
A big heart With the words,
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