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[ Sighs ]
I am a boner.
Happy birthday mIH!
The winds of change Are blowin
Your classmates don't seem to think so.
Bye.
You know, maybe I am,
They're sharing their dreams, their fantasies...
There'll be no titles, no bosses.
I'm not doin' too well. Um--
By readin' too many meanings
Yeah, I could do it.
Excuse me.
But that's not relevant. What's relevant is that he was a medical man.
I looked around me.
and, uh, what's-his-name over in 305 has not thrown his bedpan at a nurse...
We have a special surprise for you.
YOU ARROGANT POMPOUS PRICK, DONNIE.
Why don't you say anything ?
Because he trusts you.
Uh...
between you and the rest of the world.
[ Door Opens ]
We'd learn more if we were working closely with patients.
hand you a knife and say, "Doctor, cut me open."
It's just that, um, somebody, you know, could do for me...
Rowff ! [ Continues Muttering ]
[ Blows ]
and because of that I've lost everything...
Oh, yeah, when you've been so mistreated
- No, he wasn't. - You're right.
Hey, Beany ! Beany ! Where's the ceiling ?
Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden Rule, I think that applies to everyone.
Keep 'em closed.
You know what I oughta do ? Take it to the state medical board.
Do I see
That whole marine thing.
[ Giggling ] You cheated.
Look at this. "Excessive happiness."
- [ Serum Injecting ] - Aaah ! [ Sobbing ]
and l, I thought maybe I would get some, uh--
However...
Now give me that good, good lovin'
And if we bury you ass up, we have a place to park my bike.
My name is Officer Patty O'Furniture.
You can keep me from getting the title and the white coat.
I love to read. What do you like to read ? Who's your favorite author ?
[ Man ] Blatant disregard for school code and procedure.
I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars.
Wait. I don't get it.
The way that you help people, Patch--
which'll give you no idea what kind of doctor you will become.
"The Storm was all in my mind"
There you go. All right.
the ones who are not dead from the heart up.
bottom line is, your TV's broken here.
They're a panel of doctors.
Truman, this isn't funny. Smart people flunk out of here all the time.
So, Carin, why do you want to be a doctor ?
As you can see, these are diabetic ulcers...
Squirrels, Rudy.
and theories.
Defying direct orders from a dean.
Preview of coming attractions.
Do I see
Don't you think I see through you ?
Hunter Adams.
there's a detailed list of instructions in my office.
I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others...
Hello, Ed. You feeling a little dizzy ?
- Maybe he wants to participate too. - [ Rudy ] Yeah.
then I am guilty as charged, sir.
What are you passionate about, Larry ? What excites you ?
[ Sighs ] One last safari.
Faith of the heart
Karl Malden ?
You have a way with people.
If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution.
It's just a little further. Just a little further.
Do I look thin to you?
make mistakes.
[ Softly ] Nah, I'm screwed.
[ Patch Shouting ]
I fall asleep."
Dr. Maslow, line 214.
And I'll try my best--
A new way
Don't ask.
But it's hard to believe it
I have a real knack. Impressive, hmm ?
- They'll be worried about a suit. They'll have to investigate. - Then what ?
And every person who comes to the ranch is also a doctor.
Why are you here ?
Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter.
Yea ! [ Laughing Hysterically ]
I'm really starting to love the back of your head.
What if I visit the patients on my own time ?
Bathroom ! Bathroom ! Bathroom ! Bathroom !
Is good lovin'
- [ Waitress ] What do we do ? - [ Customer #1 ] Yeah, what the hell is the answer ?
You're a good man.
- And it is my responsibility-- - Responsibility ?
Hello. How you doin' ?
Hey, this is a nice room.
And this house-- it's amazing. Is it yours ?
- He's catatonic. - Well, he still has a brain.
- 'Cause if you do - [ Chattering ]
You're funny ! You kill me ! You kill me !
- That I was in a mental hospital ? - Is it true ?
How far away home can be.
Rephrasing: What are you doing here ?
men have been...
it felt like he'd lost his soul.
but also to improve the quality of life.