Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I thought we were studying. - [ Patch ] We're studying cellular biology.

I think he has a question.

You can take the nose off now.

- Excuse me. - Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.

It's a hospital.

- How did you... find this ? - Him.

And they're not gonna hold me down no more

They don't concentrate on the pain.

You can get Leaves of Grass at the bookstore if you have a 20% student I.D. card.

There is more to life than what Dean Walcott puts out there.

- You okay ? - Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Okay. I surrender. You're number one.

The changes I see in everybody that's around you--

And you say I'm a prick ? You say I'm a prick ?

- Understood. - Good.

[ Whispering ] We'll finish it later.

You've gotta be near the top of the class.

We can start a lemonade stand together after we get kicked out of medical school.

No. That's too obvious.

'Cause you know I'm not deceivin'

- That's what I do. - But you suck at it.

is inexcusable.

I've laughed with them. I've cried with them.

So you have a choice-- you could have me as a professional colleague...

[ Patch ] Aggie ! Aggie !

[ Sighing Continues ]

in all of God's creations, only human beings kill their own species.

I don't really have time for this. Sorry.

besides a crazy, bitter old man...

[ Clown Shoes Squeaking ]

I have it in me to be a great doctor...

They need a doctor.

Eight. Eight. Yes ! Yes !

Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity and decency...

but mostly your behavior.

attracted to me.

Lookit here, Judy. Another future boss.

That's money that goes to lawyers that could go to patients.

or you can have me as an outspoken outsider, still adamant.

No, they're not gonna hold me back

It's the only time in my life I'm gonna outrank him.

- [ Engine Stops ] - Not like that. This way.

Sometimes you're downright bitchy.

Is this all a big joke to you ?

Because you make my effort a joke !

Hunter, we'll have to discuss this at your scheduled time.

It is our mission here...

It's against the Hippocratic oath, I think.

to rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you...

I taught her the medicine that killed her.

what you did for me tonight after the way I've treated you.

[ Whispers ] He's gonna have the sex change !

Do you find that funny, Hunter, making fun of a man's infirmity ?

Smart clown, eh ?

I'm screwed, aren't I ?

Four. Four ? Four !

I have a crush on you

This is yours ?

Happy birthday!

It's been a long time

NOW is the time for cow!!

That's great, Larry. That's wonderful.

[ Minister ] "Into Your hands, O Merciful Savior...

Happy Birthday BB

[ Laughing Continues ]

More than you know, sir.

I can reach any star

- I can help you. I swear I can. - Good night. I'll see you tomorrow.

There was one patient named Rudy.

Now, you ask me if I've been practicing medicine.

He tells me you have a brilliant mind...

but in another five years you'll be so full of yourself...

- 'Cause I've got faith - I've got, I've got, I've got

you carry with you a flame...

She'd still be here if I hadn't met her.

- Now drop down and give me 20." - Mm-hmm.

- Good lovin' - Donner, party of 50 !

Just till I open mine.

I start my pediatric clerkship next week. I don't know how I'm gonna... keep up.

You figure out how, Patch

Here we have a juvenile onset diabetic...

- Do you think ? - Oh, Rudy.

- You know you can't go on gettin' your own way - [ Phone Ringing ]

- [ Sighs ] Yeah. - Yeah.

Arthur Mendelson. All this is his-- the land, the cottage.

Guess now's okay.

and professional distance.

of the level of your grades.

All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attached to your neck.

- [ Imitating Machine Gun Fire ] - Coming out of the bathroom !

[ Laughs ] You scared me.

The Arthur Mendelson ?

Dr. Landaker to Administration, please.

If you wanna make yourself feel good, don't make me pay for it.

But you lose a little of that after a while.

- Truman ? - Yeah.

I say, now is the time for cow !