Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Murmuring ]
Thank you.
- Are you a doctor ? - No. I'm a medical student.
- Get it off me ! Get it off me ! - [ Shouting ]
otherwise their quality of life will turn to shit.
The goal will be to break through programmed response...
[ Door Locks ]
Grab ahold, Aggie !
- Hi. - Hey.
- Why ? - You don't fit in.
- Happy birthday ! - Happy birthday !
- Maybe I could help you. I read the bio book. - The whole book ?
Parsley.
[ Gasps ] Look at some of this stuff.
It's okay.
Hi. I'm Patch.
What are you smiling at ?
Death is not the enemy, gentlemen.
[ Whispers ] I'll get the strippers.
Oww !
I want you to try it on and help me. Just try it on.
- How you feeling, Frank ? You feel better ? - Yeah, feel better.
[ Laughing, Murmuring ]
It's an honor to greet-slash-welcome...
- And it is my responsibility-- - Responsibility ?
I wanted nothing to do with them.
Hi.
That means something.
I will still become the best damn doctor the world has ever seen.
[ Shouting, Laughing ]
- I would, but-- - But what ? The squirrels ?
She doesn't eat.
What is implicit in this simple precept of medicine ?
- [ Snoring ] - Patch.
but I prefer to learn, because the more I learn,
Hi. Patch Adams.
[ Urinating ]
by changing normal parameters...
- What a lovely, lovely world it should be - May I ask you one question ?
- You turn around and walk right out of here. - Why ?
- Well-- - Please pass the word.
If you don't laugh, you'll never see it again.
You create man.
I know it's not gonna be easy, but you said anything worth doing is difficult.
The power to do harm.
Come on, buddy ! Whee-haah !
[ Adams ] My father died when I was nine.
[ Shouting, Popping Continues ]
who always know the right answer, is that it ?
Is that what you want to hear ? Now can I leave ?
in the future, I think matters like this...
into the blessed rest of everlasting peace,
Lesbian. Ball-buster. Airhead. Leech.
- I gotta fight this. - What can we do ?
Sir.
They're confidential.
"Afoot and lighthearted, I take to the open road--"
They'll get me ! Don't take me down ! They'll get me ! No !
I don't have any slings. I had to wrap his arm in his own belt.
all trying to find a way home.
- What I want is lovin' - Good lovin'
[ Continues Buzzing ]
- And I know you're proud of your meat ! - Yeah !
Over here. Look.
When did the term "doctor" get treated with such reverence, as, "Right this way, Doctor Smith"...
Yes, sir. So I'm still in school ?
For your own sake, I th-- I think you should just lay low for a while.
- Welcome. - [ Carin ] What are you doing ?
No one's ever done anything like that for me before.
I think somebody is running away from something.
You know, you sit here and you talk about life without limits...
She saw it coming.
Mr. Adams...
Quitting is not going to help you get through this.
[ Softly ] Yeah.
Questions ?
[ British Accent ] Well, congratulations, Jackie.
From this school.
I want to be a doctor ! This isn't a game to me !
"Transference Is Inevitable, Sir."
Hi, I'm John the Baptist. Any calls ?
[ Piano Continues ]
Four ? [ Grumbles ]
Yes.
This is what I want to do with my life.
Thank you, Truman. Both of you.
If you bend your medial collateral ligaments...
Kindly remove that coat.
as an expression of welcome and friendship.
Welcome to real life.
Ye of little faith.
- To be the incredible decaying man. - Worm buffet.
I don't want to see you in this hospital again.
they could just hide away, you know...
Because I killed her, Truman.
Sit down.
Maybe You should have spent that day on compassion.
You arrogant, pompous, prick
would spread through the medical profession like a brushfire.
Longer than you, if you go in that room.
- I got, I got, I got - I've got faith
I think it's safe to go to the bathroom, Rudy. Come on.
Eat lead, fur bag ! Blam ! Ha-ha !
- [ Customer #2 Chuckles ] Don't hurt your ankle. - [ Customer #1 ] Yeah, right.
Are you aware that it's unlawful to practice medicine without a medical license ?
[ Loud Crashing ]
And you-- I bet you've heard that too ! Come here ! Ha ha !
But also every person who comes to the ranch is in charge of taking care of someone else--
Every human being has an impact on another.
That'll be enough, Hunter.
- 'Cause you know - [ Whistling ]
There was a shotgun involved, and then he turned the gun on himself.
- Through the mist of sorrow - Hello. - Patch ?
Never focus on the problem.
Clown salute !
W-Why are we meeting in here ? It's cramped.
- You know, this completely disrupts my point of view. - Mm-hmm.
- I want the recognition. - You'll get it every day in the eyes of patients you're helping.