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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
- They don't allow dogs. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
What? It's not what you wanted to hear?
God, I thought I could do anything.
Can I come in?
Loyal, stubborn.
You'll be glad to know he then told me to come home
So, how many widows have you helped?
and you got a few points from me on that. Um...
We're weapons.
- MAN: Uh, who are you? - Who are you?
I know what boxed mac and cheese tastes like.
Wait a minute, somebody hired you to kill him?
(SIGHS)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
"And she made some really good smelling macaroni."
I don't know.
You were so cute with that tiny bow.
(GRUNTS)
I promise you this is all a big misunderstanding.
Man, take my couch. Really, take my bed.