Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I've got a friend named alton, right.
Wha... what... you'll what? You'll send me a bill?
It's certainly understandable. It's very threatening.
Got a fine-ass wife. Wife fine as hell...
Then you picked your head up off of his lap
- Oh, dear. - Thank you.
You brought his wife here? You idiot!
Ooh, so that's why you should have compassion
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Yes. - Oy, he's got some healthy head of hair, this one.
to get my hair and my nails done.
- What is wrong with you? - Said, fucking that ass... they're the same thing.
I'll pay for the glasses.
a happy, healthy, committed relationship?
I wasn't overcompensating. I don't like you. Why would I want to hug you?
and Loretta decided that she didn't want anything to do
And I think the reason that you weren't there
- It's been about a year now. - About a year?
Hey, Beverly. I... honestly,
What... what do you mean about my wife?
That's like another man looking at another man's woman.
- Melissa, would you hold all the calls, please? - Sure, Dr. trundle.
( Beeping )
- You are? - I'm tapping that ass!
What is this? What, am I in grade three or something?
- You got x-acto knives? - Sure, right here.
Hey, I heard about this great doctor
- I did? - That's right, and a very special one, too.
This is the most special.
- Sure thing. - Jeez, I can't open the vacuum-sealed packaging.
Might be some people with cancer.
You know nothing about foreign films or anything. It's all about you.
- Happy birthday, alton. - That's amazing.
and tomorrow at noon take me to my appointment.
- It's great. - I'm sorry about your glasses.
- my favorite film, for the hundredth time. - Oh my, "last tango in Paris."
- What the hell? - Whoa!
- I'll call him later. - If you can give him a fucking call...
- Oh, hey. - Just in time.
You're tapping! I'm not tapping!