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I think you blew him
It's probably in the fucking constitution.
I am so sorry about what happened in the restaurant
Somebody got on your ass. What happened?
Larry!
but I want you to know that we're gonna get you through this...
- Okay, fine. - Thank you.
It's not true. I reject your hypothesis.
- to have cancer? - I know what it feels like
The doctor you have is perfectly fine
You're right on my neck here. Just back up a little bit.
Jeff and susie got me this GPS...
When we're talking about a toxic spouse,
- You think I blew him? - ( Yelling )
Is it so hard? Is it a lot of work?
This has nothing to do with you.
- All right. - I'm not paying for your glasses.
- Why? - 'cause they're like $219.
Larry: Ooh. - ...In a comfortable, easy place?
Yeah. - Although then he said your wife was beautiful,
( Theme music playing )
- Jeff: Oh, come on! - Susie: What the fuck is taking so long?
and you saw that they were married to a person like that...
- Thanks, l.D. - Good job.
- Why can't you? - I'm supposed to play golf tomorrow.
We were driving to the lecture, we were on our way...
( Grunts )
Larry David. Dean. Dean weinstock.
Fuck! Ah!
( Silent ) - come on, tell me the truth. Don't lie to me.
What's the problem with you?
I'm starving.
and when I get a feeling...
He's not talking about your wife. He just said she was beautiful.
Man, "Seinfeld" is one of my favorite shows of all time.
- You here alone? - Yeah.