Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Straight.
Why'd you take the fucking tunnel? I didn't tell you to go this way!
New York. New York.
It's me, your taxi driver!
- I need that leg. - Sorry.
Joking?
Look, Mr. Taxi Man, don't fuck with us!
Thank you.
Due to the curb security alert...
She was shaped like a little peanut.
Maybe we can, sometime.
We have the same - We have the same hat.
# The sun a yellow gold #
I really didn't mean that the way it sounded.
The pipes exploded in a condominium. Water everywhere.
You've run four red lights,
# But when I was a man #
I couldn't see you. Excuse me.
- What the fuck is your fuckin' problem, man? - You're my problem!
Yeah. Maybe some girls too.
When you get to that wide street - you know, that - that - that big one?
There's a million fuckin' cabs out here.
No -
Yes, thank you. Who's this?
- Listen - - Thanks.
Padre!
Fuck yes.
Listen, when I make love it's with every centimeter of my body,
With his soul.
Ciao.
Pink, soft, round like a pumpkin!
- Thanks for the tip. - You bet.
just turn the music off?
Right! Helmet, go right!
Let's go.
Absolutely gorgeous.
Uh, it's great.
Hotel Genius. What a name for a hotel!
Don't you look where you're going? We're not in Africa here!
- Ear. This - - No, man. Look, mine is the - the hype.
I have a daughter.
# On the tide #
Don't be kickin' me. Don't be kickin'.
Damn!
Don't they teach you how to drive before unleashing you?
No, not the Vatican. And I'm not a bishop.
Rutain.
that Eija had a baby.
But, you know, like, that stuff - that's all beside the point.
Where should we do it?
He's not human. I think he's an android.
- Don't be hittin' on me. - Then get the fuck off me, man!
Yes. I'm - I'm at the airport. Excuse all the noise.
- Put the motherfucker in drive! - Yeah, yeah. "D" is to drive.
Like, the one guy, you know?
You're not... dead, are you? I don't hear anything!
Come on, man! What -What -
Oh, yes. W-Will you call them and explain and tell them why I can't?
We're almost home.
Uh, drive - drive careful.
but they were just so wonderful.
One thousand and one.
- Angela, come on. - Oh, man.
Larry. Larry, Victoria.
Oh, shit. Uh -
Is this Quai de l’Oise?
# I'll fly back home #
# I remember when #
Listen. Were there any messages for me?
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck.
Can I ask you something?
Watch out yourself.
Okay. I, uh -
So am I.
She married my brother, and we're the same type.
New car, just paid off.
Like Popeye says, "I am what I am."
I turned her over,
the baby had died.
# And all I've got's a pocketful #
Just wait a minute, all right? Look at this. You didn't even turn the meter on.
- I brought back from, uh - - # Gonna have a fine vacation #
with a big fuckin' butcher's knife.
Good-bye.
Everyone wants to be a movie star.
Good evening. I'd like a room between...
Roma...deserta
# I see by your outfit #