Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Nothing can be the same #
Okay, Mr. Taxi Man.
Taxi. Come on, man.
Yeah. Why not?
I'm glad I have a son and not a daughter.
You know. A -A helmet.
Oh, hi.
I'm not Roman, I'm Tuscan.
What could possibly be worse than that?
He's dead. I've killed a priest!
Rome deserted.
Come on, man. Somebody pick me up.
riding up a little so you could see one whole cheek!
What do you mean?
Pardon.
Oh, shit.
Do you have any children?
No, you ain't gettin' -You ain't takin' my cab now. You ain't takin' my cab.
A bishop?!
Come on, guys. Let's - What are you doing?
Yo Yo. Yo Yo.
He took us aside.
Check it out, Helmet. This is Brooklyn.
Listen, asshole. I've been trapped in here longer than that,
At home, waiting for him, are his wife and 16-year-old daughter.
Okay then, if you're so smart, let me ask you a question.
If that baby was going to make it, it needed all my love.
Uh, 6754.
Like Saint Pete, I will retreat.
The Cameroon ambassador wants to see us in the morning.
You think you're in your jungle here?
Okay. Where were we?
Little brother, where do you come from that you're so rude?
Cash, man.
I'll take a room at the Hotel Imbecile.
# Oh, but summer is gone #
Here's 50.
That's a Beninese's face!
Yeah, give her my best too.
# I see by your outfit #
A fat, hairy, sweaty guy. Rude, uneducated.
Okay. You hear my voice, my accent.
It's not important... for me.
Thank you.
And like the saints that led, I'll move ahead.
- You're not my fuckin' family. - Look, I am your family.
From Gabon?
You want me to tell you?
What about his wife, and the big knife?
Yeah, well, I'll tell you somethin'.
but a little sheep. So delicate, refined!
- Man! Shit. - Look. Angela, just shut up, all right?
Now, this is gonna sound a little crazy to you, but, uh -
Bye, bye.
Helmet, man. Forget about her.
# I'd rather be #
It's up on the left. 971.
Pretty girls, eh?
Watch out for yourself!.
Okay. Uh, no. Keep the - Keep the change.
- Get the fuck off of me! - Get in the car. Angela, get in the car.
So Monica and I were alone.
It's a dump.
You think I was born yesterday?
You're an idiot. A daughter is much better.
As she bent over, I was sitting behind her like this,
Yes. Thank you.
Just beautiful.
This is the ticket. Yo, what's up?
Yeah.
- Just take it. - Sorry.
Suite 216, please.
all I can say is...
And then he told us that a short time earlier,
In fact, finally my father noticed.
You're a fuckin' idiot, Yo Yo. You know that?
They're always changing everything. Fuckin' idiots...
Correct, confirmed, but there is no number.
We've been saving money because we want to have a family.
What's it like in bed?
New York.
That's right.
And I've been observing you.
- Hey, don't be grabbing my clothes, man! - Then get the fuck off me, man!
If you don't hear my confession, I'm afraid I'll burn in hell.
That started to make me angry.
Yo. Yo, man. What's wrong with- Hey, look. What's - What's up, man?
# Where I long to lay my head #
Asshole. He's an asshole.
Okay.
and then about their car.
A beautiful little sheep!
Uh, we -
Even more important then, in your case.
- Thanks for nothin', asshole. - Don't be hittin' on me, Angela.
I'm driving with a fuckin' idiot and some clown.
So, what's your name?