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Okay. Okay. I'll call him.
You don't realize that you're wearing your ass on your head.
Home.
What was so terrible?
And she screamed!
But the doctor didn't give us much hope.
He's late for work, but that's nothing new.
Look. Just forget about the hats. All right?
Hey.
See, I drive and you ride.
No, I promise I'll call him just as soon as I get my luggage.
# Upon her breast #
Hey. Aki.
She'd come beside me, and somehow
well, each his own physique...
Nice driving, asshole. You almost flattened me.
Must be a real drag being blind, huh?
What pleasure! We enjoyed ourselves like... imagine, Father...
I hate the tunnel.
New York.
With a face like that,
But I drive.
Tiny hands, tiny feet.
- Shut up! - You shut up!
Look, I know my job. Don't tell me how to do my job.
- You're a taxi driver? - Yeah.
It was very traumatic for me.
Definitely. Definitely want a family.
And I don't give a shit about your ambassador, okay?
Today was the worst fuckin' day of his entire life,
D is to Drive !!!
No, no, no, man. No.
Carol. Victoria.
Yeah? Well, I'm gonna take a big fuckin' bite out of your fuckin' ass then...
I stayed there all night.
It's my place of business, not your fucking playground!
- You ain't shit to me. - I'm your brother-in-law, all right?
Is there somethin' wrong with that?
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
He's an "Y voit rien. "
I've killed a priest.
Uh, two rights. Two -
I said to myself, "But this is my brother's wife!"
and in that condition, we've got to make sure he gets home okay.
Is that your wife?
Ja. It's cold. It's cool.
# And her hair was so yellow #
You should have seen her though.
Aki is so full of shit.
- Eastern Germany? - Yeah.
Shit, they didn't even pay!
Hey, man. I don't think this shit's gonna work out, man. I'm gonna get me another cab.
For sex!
Wake up, Aki!
You know where you are?
- But - -# I've got to take my problems to the United Nations #
# And all I've got's #
Yeah.
You know, this is what I do.
Padre.
I don't give a fuck. Get me a taxi. Have my name on it too.
I was so happy I was about to explode.
She would embarrass me because
You understand, right?
Such a sad story.
I'm not saying it right.
My dear son, I'm not a bishop.
Learn some English, Helmet!
I'll be in all the papers:
Then Eija came to me and said I'd made a mistake.
I - I like them all.
Got ya.
Yo Yo. It's my name.
Oh, thank you.
Me, lamb? No, thanks.
Another one-way street!
Brooklyn.
I was always on top of her.
he and my sister-in-law. Monica.
Drive carefully.
OK.
- Always got to have the last word, right? - That's right.
Good-bye to you, Angela.
What?
How soon?
In English, that'd be like calling your kid, uh -
I -
he must be a representative of King Beyanzed.
I see better now. Thank you!