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'Cause this is the only alcohol on the entire ship.
No. We're gonna cut it.
Give me the goddamn deck.
you might say no, and yet...
No, no, it's just, like, wires and stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no.
No, we don't want to do that. Drank it, huh?
Do you have any more alcohol on you?
That's the bitch who stole my chair!
So how'd you like that magic show?
Mmm. Yeah.
You know, I'm not saying we got to do the God stuff,
That's... that's exactly what it is.
Well, let's just...
I could be Satan.
Screw God!
She's stuck on a boat. She couldn't possibly say no,
Yeah, you don't want to be sick on a boat.
What-what about God? You-you heard him.
- Yeah. - Yeah, it's, uh...
Sorry. Got a little worked up.
We'll sing through it once
Hey, man, you said "first mate." That's gonna do.
Why don't we, uh...
we'll, we'll... We got to...
Uh, listen, when your friends are ready, they'll come.
I mean, this is a Christian cruise.
You can lie, but that burp told me the whole story.
No, no, no. Don't go crazy on the God stuff, all right?
Easy, easy. Hey, could we be judged individually?
You seem sweet.
Charlie's gonna be the first mate.
Especially my one friend, Frank.
me, too. But let's not, okay?
'Cause I don't want to be lumped in with him.
- Yeah, oh, yeah. - Whoa.