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What are you talking about? Well, all the booze we're ever gonna need is
Look, just relax, try it again,
Recover that beer and bring some back.
Oh, a bird shit on me! Oh.
I had something important to tell you.
♪ With a soul so heavy you wouldn't float ♪
Okay, guys, I am gonna head up to Bible study right now. Oh.
- There are two guys in this church... - Yeah.
With what?
Yeah. No, I had one, too. It was... it was sweet.
Was it good? Was it sweet?
The only way this ship is gonna sink is if the captain's drunk.
You might want to bring it a little bit closer,
Well, what?! What is happening right now?
for, like, the next hour or so, please?
Look, I know you're gonna judge us.
All right, well, I'm taking a vacation from you guys, okay?
Then again, that is what she does.
Um, please get your shit off my seat.
do it
of anti-God stuff either, okay?
We're gonna go snoop around, see if we can find our beer. Let's look for some alcohol.
"Come in your room." That's not what I meant.
looking for a sign from God.
Or, like, why are you in here? Oh, no, I just walked in on my own.
a huge part of my life moving forward!
Cube Suit
That'd be bad. But it's time to suit up now,
just so you can see it well. A little bit closer. Great.
so can you try not to shit on me
there's no hell. Wrong!
Whoa, whoa, what-what was that? Did-did God do that?
She stole my chair at the pool, and I got so hot about it.
How did you get that so fast?
And right down here below deck. This is the party?
WHEN THE FAGGOTS WONT STOP TRYING TO MAKE KIM PETRAS A THING
That's my seat, bitch.
Well, that's not supposed to happen.
It's making everything I say seem sinister,
and then he ended up getting a call from the sheriff.
but there are certain "see you next Tuesdays"
We will have to have a half cap of mouthwash everyday, just to stave off the shakes.
Dennis, she looks like she's 12 years old.
No, she's of age. I checked.
transitioning into a new church.
We have to confiscate all these beers from you. Okay.
Oh, you don't have to mean it.
Give me the mouthwash. I need the mouthwash then.